I’m pretty sure 2005 was the year of the nip-slip.
Sure, Janet Jackson’s nip-slip heard ’round the world happened early in 2004, but it took some time for others catch on. By 2K5, everybody was doing it: Jessica, Lindsay, Tara Reid. They all hopped onto the NipSlip train to stardom.
I was worried that the trend was over. I was worried that the start of 2006 would mark the end of the modern celebrity nip-slip as we know it. For the first two months of the year… sadly… I was right.
Thank you Lindsay Lohan. Thank you for doing your part to make sure the nip-slip doesn’t go the way of Snap Bracelets and Ugg Boots. You’re a true American hero.
And speaking of heroes, thank you WWTDD for posting these hi-res pics. You should be awarded a purple heart. Or better yet, a purple nip… okay, nevermind. I’m not going to go there.
If you’re stuck inside of a cubicle with the New Orleans blues again, head on over to Cams Central to voyeuristically participate in all the Bourbon Street revelry you’re missing.
Choose from several different camera experiences, including the Bourbocam, the Paradecam and (my favorite) the Beadcam. All you have to do now is pour a Hurricane into your coffee mug (the boss will never know), heat up some jambalaya in the break room, and scream "show me your boobs!" to nearby co-workers while throwing beads at them.
It’s the next best thing to actually being there.
If you watched last night’s premiere of the Amazing Race 9, you’re probably wondering what those two wild n’ crazy guys are doing in the game. "Best Friends" BJ Averell and Tyler MacNiven love the irony of Hawaiian shirts and over-sized Elvis glasses. But it turns out there’s a serious side to MacNiven, the blond half of the dynamic duo that just might win the pair the million dollar prize.
A Google search shows that Macniven actually walked across Japan-about 2000 miles-just to impress a girl, oh and to make a documentary about his journey and put it up on Google video. If you couldn’t get enough of his wacky in your face antics last night and have an hour and half to spare , you can watch it here. With that kind of dedication he might just win the million dollar prize. Find out why he might not win after the jump…
A lot of people think that Barry Bonds is a drag. Well, they’re right! Oh, and have you joined our YouTube group yet?
Don’t let Rachel
Ray raid Tony’s gig. Do your part and sign the Save the Tony Danza Show Petition!
Maybe it’s the years of conditioning, but the Microsoft way of doing things kind of makes sense to me.
Oh God, did I actually say that? It’s too late for me, save yourself!
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s 2 year old daughter Apple Martin is wide-eyed and adorable but up until now she just wasn’t motivated enough. So I was relieved to see she’s finally done something with her life: Apple Martin recorded an album. The tracks have only been heard by insiders like family friend Helena Christensen. But the hope is, with this new direction, she’ll finally get out of the house and make something of herself.
From his rant a couple days ago over at WhiteStripes.com:
Back when there was a time when we had great writers, and respected
journalists who had earned their position as tastemakers, and won
peoples respect with their knowlege and insight, it was much easier to
understand a written opinion because at least you knew where it was
Now those printied opinions are probably coming from the person
sitting next to you on his laptop at the mall. Why should you care
about their opinion? Why shouldnâ€™t you? Who are all those people on vh1 trashing everyone?
Why does a failed stand up comedian have the final word on the rubikâ€™s
cube? They are currently digging trenches for the bar to be lowered
Ouch. I take it Jack doesn’t love the 80′s. (via Ms. Modern Age)