The Daily Danza!

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We know for a fact that The Tony Danza Show’s hard-working staff were treated to an office party last night at Patsy’s pizzeria. Looks like Tony might have had a few too many margheritas margaritas.

SIZZLER: US Says Britney’s Really Pregnant

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Britney’s pregnant again. According to US Weekly the pop star “couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump.” Sure these past few months haven’t been easy with little Preston. In fact, US reports that Britney cried when she found out about the pregnancy. But there is some good news:

More crowning sculptures!!!

Where It’s At

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Welcome to the all new Best Week Ever blog. A site so new it still has that new blog smell. Enjoy it.
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Bookmark us now. This isn’t the old BWE– this version is newer and prettier (which is exactly what Haylie Duff’s parents said when Hilary was born, by the way.) If you look on the side you’ll see we have Games for you to play, Upgrade/Downgrades for you to vote on, a Store for you to shop in, links for you to check out, and a whole lot more. We also have a new interactive feature called Drop It, where you can be a part of BWE.tv by submitting your favorite stories, links, photos and videos. Take a look.

So have fun playing around with the new site and let us know what you think. We’re in this together people– let’s make it happen.

While You Were Waiting To Launch

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  • Kevin Costner has been named in a recent case involving soliciting sex during a massage at an upscale hotel. Rumour has it he wanted someone to undo his Dragonfly and have a Field of Dreams on his Untouchables.
  • Mick Jagger recently refused President Bush’s request to “Gimme Shelter” in the hotel room the rock legend had already booked. Goes to show, you really can’t always get what you want (but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get Embassy Suites).
  • Britney Spears is concerned that her infant son might suffer long-term brain damage resulting from a series of falls. I’m no doctor, but considering his genetics, I think heavy blows to the head could only help at this point.
  • Jackass Steve-O is reportedly having financial troubles. You mean getting drunk and eating your own feces on television isn’t a guaranteed way to pave the road to long-lasting economic security?
  • Friendly word of advice: Don’t f*ck with Chuck Sheen. Or he will have you Sheened.

Is Richie Sambora Having the Best Week Ever?

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richie1.jpgThat’s a no brainer. Hell yeah! Here are the top five reasons why he’s having a nice day:

1) Richie hasn’t made the cover of a magazine since his hair hung down to his lower back and today he’s on the cover of People and the talk of Tinseltown. Why? because he recently divorced his ex-wife Heather Locklear.
2) oh and Denise Richards likes to straddle him on patios.
3) Look at her midsection and then look at his.
4) While he’s rebounding with a Playboy model, 10 years his junior, his ex-wife is nursing her wounds with David Spade. Sure we love him, but he’s not exactly a slap in the face.
5) He’s finally out of John Bon Jovi’s looming (feathery-haired) shadow, because you know what? Richie’s a cowboy too.

GAMES: It’s Cuervo Season!

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cuervo.jpgAs the ticking clock at CuervoSeason.com indicates, we’re just 10 days away from the time of year that historians alcoholics have declared to be Cuervo Season. Check out the site now; not only does it star Best Night Ever’s Jason Zumwalt, it also has a couple of pretty funny segments and a cool little game. A game which I’d imagine would be much harder to master after a few shots of Cuervo. Play it here!

UPGRADE/ DOWNGRADE: Model Mugshots

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may anderson Some woman, who are gorgeous by trade, look beautiful even when they’re holding a prisoner number. (UPGRADE) While others should be arrested for assaulting the camera with their face (DOWNGRADE). Which of these hot gals look like supermodels in their mugshots and which ones should consider a career change.

SIZZLER: Is Britney Spears Smoking A Joint?

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britney smoking.jpgThe Superficial posted a picture today that raises so many questions: Is that Britney Spears? Is she smoking a joint? Is she smoking a joint with kids half her age? Is she smoking a joint with kids half her age in a seedy hotel room? And finally, if it really is Britney Spears, isn’t nice to see her boobs popping out again like old times?

These are all questions that I have no place in answering… except for the last one. And the answer is Yes.

Transformers Rejects

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trailertrasher.jpgIn honor of hack director Michael Bay and his quest to make a live-action Transformers movie piss all over my childhood, Worth 1000 is having another amazing Photoshop contest: Rejected Transformers! My favorite, “Trailer Trasher”, can be seen to the right.