Okay, I’m just going to come right out and say it– I don’t watch Lost. I’ve never seen an episode. I KNOW it’s the best show ever and I KNOW that I’d love it if I gave it a chance, but I feel like it’s too late. I missed the boat and I’m just going to have to deal with that. It’s not easy.
That being said, I need help. Scanning through the lineup, I realized that I don’t watch ANYTHING on Wednesday nights. I mean, I’ll probably check out the American Idol results show and I’m sure I’ll end up tuning into My Super Sweet 16 whether I like it or not, but that’s it. I need some guidance. What SHOULD I be watching on Wednesday nights? What are you watching? Vote now!
According to the Phi Gamma Delta website, Phi Gamma Delta exists to promote lifelong friendships, to reaffirm high ethical standards and values, and to foster personal development in the pursuit of excellence. And, to dress pledges up like cowboys and yell homophobic slurs at them. I think that falls under the “reaffirming high ethical standards” part.
Four frat boys at the University of Vermont face $1,000 fines for this alleged hazing incident… and for running an old joke into the ground (yes, the party where the events allegedly took place was on March 2nd, but even then the bit was wearing thing.)
When asked to comment on the controversy, famous FIJI Scott Bakula said, “Brokeback Mountain… do you think they’re making a sequel? I’m available. Call me.”
Britney Spears stopped by Dave Letterman’s Late Show last night to read the top ten list and to set the rumors straight: Yup she’s pregnant again and no she can’t read good.
Check BWE’s exclusive footage of Britney with current kid Sean P. after the taping of the show.
Many of you have already seen this but for those few who haven’t we’d like to take a minute to blow your mind. Meet Denny Blaze, America’s Average Homeboy. He doesn’t wear bling-bling, he wears ray-bans, and he doesn’t pop a glock, he pops a collar. Check out how Blaze–the surburban white rapper– keeps the flow flowing like a faucet with his rap Blazin Hazen. Word to the mother of cdotchen who dropped these beats off. Plus check out his website here. It’s mad professional!
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It’s Best Night Ever for May, 9th! Alex Blagg is here to walk you through the best of Tuesday night tv, including American Idol, Scrubs, and Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America!
COOL MOM: A Maine mother was arrested for baking ex-lax cookies for daughters’ teacher, as revenge over a bad grade. (Drudge Report)
HUMILIATING JOB: Unclogging people’s toilets for a living is bad enough, but looking like you’re squatting on one while you drive is unforgivable. (Humping Frog via Smith Happens)
EXCUSE: A coyote broke into Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson’s trailers on the set of the OC and ate all their food. (The Mirror)
PLAYLIST: Ashley Parker Angel’s. The pop star can turn you on to some really cutting edge bands you’ve probably never heard of like Third Eye Blind and Oasis. (ONTD)
Here’s another BWE promo that we dared VH1 to air, courtesy of Hungryman.com. There’s something oddly satisfying about beating the crap out of celebrities, no?
Scarlett Johansson’s breasts have been all over the place this week. Not literally, unfortunately.
First up, the sad breast news: It was reported today that Scarlett has refused to appear naked in her upcoming L’Oreal campagin. Some bigwigs are reportedly very upset about this. And by “some” I mean “most” and by “most” I mean “every single heterosexual male on payroll.” And me. Don’t forget about me.
Next, the nice breast news: Scarlett has been voted the “Best Celebrity Cleavage on the Planet” by People magazine. So it’s official– Scarlett Johansson has award-winning breasts. How many people can say that? That’s why I think Scarlett Johansson’s breasts are having the Best Week Ever.