For the You Complete Me photoshop contest is there anything more appropriate than L. Ron Hubbard completing Tom Cruise? I don’t think so.
Katie still hasn’t popped, so the photoshopped contest hasn’t stopped. Send your submissions to BWEphotoshopContest@gmail.com. We’ll be posting our favorite entries every day until Katie brings that alien side-show baby into the world. So get to it.
(click here to get the Tom Cruise cutout to work with and see some more of our favorite entries)
Recently, Gene Simmons, Kiss’s sex-crazed front-man, had brainstorm: Why not combine women’s exercise with sex to create the perfect workout: Sexercise. It’s hot for men, it’s slimming for women and the workout video will earn him millions. What’s more, he can hold auditions where hot babes will show him why they should be Sexercise’s workout video hosts. And maybe he can even whip out his bouncey bouncey hand dance.
Wait! He just had another a brilliant idea: why not bring his teenage daughter to the Sexercise auditions?! She can learn how daddy makes his money.
This is too weird to even be explained, so just watch Gene Simmons plug his Sexercise video with teen daughter in tow on TMZ.
MUST READ! When millionaire TV star whose life is way better than yours Joe Rogan is not talking wannabe reality stars into eating pig intestines, or waging online war against college kids, he apparently enjoys posting on his official message board, particularly in a 50-page thread entitled "I finally found that jewf*ck crash". Featuring the lacking levels of intelligence and sensitivity found on most online message boards, what makes this one particularly interesting is that a public figure like Rogan (and yes, it’s really him) not only tolerates this litany of hate speech, shocking racism and outright cruelty, but he "enjoys it" – hell, he even declares it "the greatest thread in Rogan Board history". So what exactly does Joe find so funny?
It all starts when one of the members of the board (pictured) is "exposed" as part of Obesity Help, an online support group for morbidly obese persons. The rest of the board, including Rogan himself, respond by hurling insults (including some particularly disturbing anti-Semitic language), harassing innocent obese people and posting hardcore pornographic pictures (which, according to Rogan, is mandatory to be granted the privilege of participating in his little gem of an online community).
The Fear of bad publicity is clearly not a Factor for Joe Rogan.
WWTDD has some incredible pictures of Jamaica posted today. Just try to ignore the people obstructing the shots… it looks like a great place to visit!
Beautiful Jamaican vacation photographs here!
If you caught Tom Cruise’s interview with Diane Sawyer on Primetime Live Friday night, you probably thought the text message he received from Katie via Blackberry said "No baby action yet". But that’s just what Tom saw. We think when Diane looked at the Blackberry, Katie made a last ditch cry for help. Unfortunately, it was too late.
What do you think Diane saw on Tom’s Blackberry? Write your captions in the comments section.
Since every other blog on the planet is allowed to show the hot Scarlett Johansson in a bikini photos except for us, (seriously, we’re talking EVERY site. You can’t throw a rock without hitting Scarlett’s beautiful breasts) we here at Best Week Ever want to show you, the readers, that we still have what it takes to be your one-stop-shop for entertainment news… even with our hands tied! So, that’s why, we’re presenting you with… Kelly Clarkson in a bikini photographs! They’re just as good!
Enjoy them while you can. And in the event you come back here and they’re gone, head on over to Hollywood Tuna. Because sometimes you just need pictures of an American Idol in a bikini eating a hot dog. Besides the ones of Clay Aiken.
Put Danza in a sumo wrestlers’ suit and watch him go…
Last night’s premiere episode of Celebrity Cooking Showdown, a new series that pits minor celebrities against each other in the kitchen, lacked the shock value of American Idol or the panache of Dancing with the Stars. But it did have one thing other shows couldn’t top: Alan Thicke. The former Seaver who, by the way, never ages, managed to sneak in a Simon Cowell-esque dig in his unassuming game show host voice.
Narrating- ala Iron Chef- as pinup Cindy Margolis cooked frantically, Thicke noted that Margolis isn’t used to doing things for herself. He said: Cindy’s husband owns a restaurant, she has three meals a day delivered, she had her twins delivered by a surrogate. Is there a pattern here?
Is he calling her lazy for not baring her own children? Gosh, I hope so. Listen up for more Thicke-isms through out the week. I can’t wait to hear what he has to say about new dad and tonight’s guest Ashley Parker Angel.
According to the New York Post, Tom Cruise’s people skewed the results of a recent poll on Parade.com in his favor.
"Parade.com recently asked online readers whether they thought Cruise was responsible for his disastrous public relations year or if it was the media’s fault. A shocking 84 percent of respondents blamed the press. But Parade publicist Alexis Collado tells us: "We at Parade found this a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers!"
Now the magazine thinks Tom’s people built a computer program that skewed the votes, and we feel really bad about that. We were only trying to help the poor guy who’s been a victim of the vicious media . We won’t do it again.