Three big movies are opening up this weekend: Failure to Launch, These Hills Have Eyes, and The Shaggy Dog. Now, while I’m probably not going to see any of them in the theaters (let’s be serious, people), that doesn’t mean I’m not going to check out their websites to see what kind of killer games the studios put together for me to play. I decided to review them for you right here. So let’s begin.
3. Failure to Launch: I got excited when I saw the special features section on the Failure To Launch page. I was really hoping that I could finally live out my dream of launching Sarah Jessica Parker into a wall or something. Unfortunately, that wasn’t an option. Instead, the only game offered is a "Roommates Vs. Parents" quiz, where you have to decide things like who’s more likely to: Rent or Own– your roommates or parents. Really tough stuff. Grade: D (almost a Failure, but not quite)
2. These Hills Have Eyes: A video game hasn’t been able to scare me since Castlevania on Nintendo in 1988. Sorry guys. Grade: C
1. The Shaggy Dog: That Tim Allen! He sure knows how to entertain! The best of the three, this site has plenty to keep you busy… if you’re 12. The Frogger-esque "Chase The Cat" game kept me entertained for minutes, and the What Kind of Dog Are You? quiz proved insightful. I’m a bulldog. The best feature on the site, though, is the Shaggify Yourself page. No, it’s not what you think– Disney is not re-directing you to a porn site. Instead, you can upload a picture and see what you would look like as a dog. Naturally, I was curious what Paris Hilton would look like if she was one. So, when you click below, you can finally see what Paris would look like if she was a bitch. I said "if."
"If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her."
A sweet, fatherly thing to say, or the creepiest dad-speak since Joe Simpson? You decide.
Somebody really really important in Hollywood is making the next big "biblical film." But they can’t start filming until they cast the lead. Casting directors have posted an add on Mandy.com, looking for Mediterranean/Middle-Easterners between the ages of 13 and 18 to star in a "project based on a Biblical story, set in the Roman province of Judea, at the beginning of the first century A.D."
Any guesses as to who’s behind this one?
As the world waits with breathless anticipation for the good news of another Spears-Federline less-than-immaculate conception, these shots of Britney at the beach lead one to wonder: is she carrying a new K-Fed spawn, or just eating too many Cheetoh’s?
Take a look and decide for yourself.
MySpace isn’t just for Joe Rogan to bitch out kids anymore.
Oh no. Now, it’s also for jealous ex-girlfriends to try to gett attention and try to show up their man’s new lady. Case in point: Shar Jackson covering Britney Spears‘ "Toxic."
If you have a MySpace profile (which I’m sure you do), you can listen to it here.
According to one of the blog entries, Shar recorded the song for the soundtrack of a movie named "Toxic." The fact that it’s Britney’s song, and Britney is the girl who stole Kevin Federline away from her? Well, that’s just a coincidence. I’m sure.
Link via Thrifty Boutique Gossip.
Here’s why celebrities are superior: they never go through an awkward period. If you looked at photographs of me throughout my 27 years, you’d see a very bumpy two year patch marked by a mouth full of rubber-banded braces, oily skin and a host of very unnecessary training bras. But not Reese Witherspoon, the Oscar winning actress, who says the perfect things when accepting an award and manages to stay grounded even when she’s earning $29 million a picture, never ever experienced the painful side of puberty. Just look at the seamless way she matured through the years. Now wonder she’s so well-adjusted (and I’m not). See Reese through the years after the jump (thanks ONTD)
Worried about that Scientology birth that Katie Holmes is supposedly going to have? Don’t be:
Katie Holmes has allegedly asked Victoria Beckham to be her birthing partner.
The screen beauty…reportedly wants the former Spice Girl to be by her side when she goes into labour.
A source told Britain’s Grazia magazine: "Victoria and Katie have struck a real rapport ever since they were introduced by Tom and both of them are thrilled by the friendship."
Because the pair live in different countries…they are spending time on the phone preparing for the birth.
The source added: "Twice a week they both set aside half an hour to chat about the impending birth and any worries Katie might have.
"Sometimes they even practise breathing exercises over the phone."
I feel much better knowing that Posh will be there.
Robin had the best night ever! She watched three brand new shows: Sons & Daughters, The Unit, and 8th & Ocean. Check it out now!