Who Are The Ad Wizards That Came Up With This One?

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Chris Farley is back, and bigger than ever! Well, that’s because he’s in billboard form. The Farley estate has okay’d the use of the former funny-man’s image in a series of new billboards plugging a new treatment for drug and alcohol abuse. It’s assumed David Spade is going to try to weasel himself into this as well, just like he used to do. Here’s the first one made available online. So what do you think? Tasteless or appropriate?Farley

SIZZLER: Kidman’s Marriage to Cruise Annuled

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It’s been reported that Nicole Kidman had her marriage to Tom Cruise annulled. In order for the film star and devout catholic to marry her current sweetheart Keith Urban in a Catholic church, she has taken action to have her divorce from Tom Cruise wiped from the slate.  But while most annulments are granted after quickie Vegas weddings, is it possible for Kidman to pass off her 11 year marriage with kids as a misguided whim?

It seems she’s found a loophole in the system. According to Australia’s Sunday Mail: ‘"It is believed Kidman has been told she would be granted an annulment of her marriage to Cruise because that marriage did not conform to the requirements of the church."  Huh? We can’t think of anything about their marriage that wouldn’t conform. But I guess all marriages have their skeletons in the closet. Some just require room for people.

Too Hot for TV: The Amazing Race

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If you haven’t been watching the Amazing Race, you’re missing out on a well-produced award-winning reality show that bridges the gap between geography, gender, and racial divides. But you’re really missing out on the jaw-dropping voyeuristic pleasure of this post.

Um I don’t know if this is real. I don’t want to know. But it looks like those macho, uber-heterosexual womanizers, Eric and Jermey got on really well with the wacky, frizzy-haired San Francisco hippies, BJ and Tyler. They got on so well they even formed a conga line off-camera. These photos were reportedly taken after the show was taped but before it aired and but it looks to me like every body’s a winner! (They don’t call him BJ for nothing) Go to ONTD and scroll down to see why.

Real World: The Restaurant

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What do you do with a house that’s practically unlivable after having its closets broken in a drunken rage, its bathrooms covered in puke and its floors saturated in hot tub fluids?  You turn it into a restaurant.

The former set of "The Real World, Austin" will soon open as the Rio Grande Mexican restaurant, part of a chain of Colorado eateries . "The restaurant will still feature some of the props used during the popular MTV show, including a 17-foot Big Tex neon sign and a historic "Austin" sign from the Austin Theater."

Let’s hope they chucked everything else. Between the  booze-fueled puking and the groupie drawer, eating within 50 feet of the house should violate some sort of health code.

Is Rosie O’Donnell Having the Best Week Ever?

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First, the NY Times profiles this week’s HBO special about Rosie and her Big Boat of Gay, then the NY Daily News serves up this report of O’Donnell addressing the unnatural weight loss of fellow fatty Star Jones, the NY Metro does a big profile piece on Rosie and her freak flag, and of course she continues to blog/write weird haikus.

Is Rosie O’Donnell really having the Best Week Ever?  Or is NY just having the worst?

While You Were Re-Watching The Dirtbike Kid

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The Tony Danza Show Shows Cox!

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Brian Cox, the well respected actor who’s appeared in such movies as Rushmore and Braveheart dropped by The Tony Danza Show this morning to deliver a very special package. And since he was wearing a kilt, he was able to get to it pretty easily. What I’m trying to say is, Brian Cox lifted up his kilt and showed the world his manhood on The Tony Danza Show today. I guess since it’s already been cancelled, Tony & crew just don’t give a f**k anymore. Play on playa. [WARNING: The video contains man-junk. However, it's a famous person's man-junk, so no one will judge you for watching it.]

NoTORIous Blind Item

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If you caught the premiere episodes of Tori Spelling’s new comback, So NoTORIous, you may have noticed the "reality-based sitcom" had more than a few recognizable characters.

In the show’s second episode, Tori, joins a hollywood cult-religion call "Whole" that’s eager to welcome celebrities into it’s fold. But it’s main celebrity representive is an actor named Mark Berry who sports a midlife crisis jacket, a short stature and a beard (and not the kind that grows on your face).

The character of Berry is a closeted gay man who loves his faux girlfriend but loves hooking up with other guys in the "Whole" sauna even more. Since it is a show based on reality, we assume Berry is inspired by some spiritually-obessesed, vertically-challenged, sexually-perplexed Hollywood celebrity, but we just can’t place our finger on who…