TMZ.com captured video of Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos involved in an accident outside L.A. hotspot Element early Wednesday morning around 2:30 a.m. Also in the car were Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewartâ€™s daughter, and Talan Torriero, star of MTVâ€™s â€œLaguna Beach.â€
Watch the video here. (From Celebrities.com)
I’m no drivers ed instructor, and I’m not sure how people drive in Greece, but I’m pretty sure it’s not a good idea to attempt to drive while covering your head with a jacket. Especially after a couple of drinks. Come on Talan, you went to Laguna… you should’ve known better than to get in the car with that dude.
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"Comedian Christian Finnegan won’t reveal his age, but his humor displays a boyish willingness to go wherever the laughs take him, whether that means kissing a chimp for a photo op or turning childhood bullies, vacation fights, or buying a vibrator into onstage material. Even though he’s a fixture on the alternative comedy circuit in New York and performs at clubs across the country, the stocky, Boston-bred Finnegan is best known for his television roles as "Chad" on Chappelle’s Show and his recurring gig as a pop culture commentator on VH1′s Best Week Ever. Finnegan proves that his comedic talent isn’t lost in translation as he emails Gothamist about hecklers, crowd work, and embracing his inner "jock asshole."
Gothamist’s very own Rachel Kramer Bussel interviews Best Week Ever‘s Christian Finnegan. Check it out![Gothamist interview]
Xenu‘s plan is almost complete. Dum Dum Dum![Tomkat pictures within]
"once watched Madisonâ€™s father stumble out of a dive bar with a leathery
old whore so he could sodomize her in the back seat of his Jetta. Back
then, I thought I was witnessing the final, sordid aria of my friend’s
operatic downward spiral, but what I could never have predicted was
that his true denouement would be less Icarus, more common animal dying
in the woods."
Your source for informed, insightful evaluations of recently disgorged humanity.[the baby review
"Paris doesn’t shed tears over people. They’re like spilled milk, ya know? But losing one’s video camera at a club, now this
is call for waterworks! But yo! Earth to Planet Paris–what the hell
are ya doing trotting around a damn recording device at a club?
She enlisted the help of fellow revelers to find her device, to no
avail. "She was very anxious and crying for some time," said a
Uh Oh! Isn’t it about time for Paris’s album to break out? It appears that Ms.Hilton can’t hold on to anything (ever) …first she lost her very 1st sex tape…followed by her sidekick…her friends…then her dog…and now it’s her digital camera that will surely be found with more scandalous footage. Hmm. Will it feature one of her Greek boys? Time will only tell…and I’m sure this wasn’t planned at all. Not. At. All. Well, at least she will always have her Paris…wait…scratch that.[E! story]
Hilarious instructional video. Check it out.[Cynical Smirk Link] or[Direct video download]
I know she just got out of a hairy situation with her ex-husband, but boy oh boy, does Jennifer sure knows how to pick ‘em.[Just Jared Pictures]
For those who’d rather pay a lot of money than use their VCR or TiVo,
CBS and NBC to offer shows anytime on demand for 99 cents each. Profits expected to be in the hundreds.
P Diddy spends Â£200,000 pimping out his van — now has a much larger penis.
Penn’s quiet partner, gives interview. We think. If a silent magician
talks to a reporter over the phone, does it make a sound?
Thailand’s only pandas married in ceremony, will honeymoon in Bangkok.
Siegfried & Roy Vow Return to Stage, Tigers Vow to Finish Partially Eaten Fruitcake.
Johnny Rotten wants Justin Timberlake to play him in an upcoming movie.
In other news, Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen to be played by Ricky
Schroeder and Mandy Moore.
Vibe reports controversial billboard of 50 Cent "holding a bun in one
hand and a mic in the other" has been taken down in Philly. Hot dog on
hot dog violence reportedly down
" clip from a tv special for 5th gen member konno asami. morning musume faces off against a giant lizard. "
Funniest. thing. ever. That’s that… I’m moving to Japan, their reality tv is so much cooler than ours.[google video link]
Oops! The paparazzi have done it again. Your outrageous antics only make her stronger! She’s not a girl any more, she’s a full blown angry woman and she doesn’t have to put up with your toxic behavior. Don’t you go knocking on her door![Video footage of Britney's paparazzi smack down]
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