This picture is big in Germany. Huge.
This unholy matrimony of Cruise / Hoff by Marcus is one of the many amazing photoshop entries we’ve received thus far in our Tom Cruise: You Complete Me photoshop contest. It’s about time these two men shared a moment together, isn’t it?
Think you can do better? Email us your entries to BWEphotoshopContest@gmail.com. We’re gonna post our favorites every day until Katie
loses that basketball she’s been hiding under her shirt has the baby. So get cracking.
Click below to check out two more of our favorite entries so far, and to get the Tom photo to work with. Good luck!
Who needs nice weather when you’ve got movies like these? Here are the top five you dropped Hamiltons on this week:
1. Another shi*ty movie making fun of the last year of shi*ty movies makes millions of dollars, thereby guaranteeing even more shi*ty movies – $41 million (that’s not a typo)
2. Who says people don’t want to hear about the threat of global warming? – $20 million
3. Another whip-smart classic from the director of Beverly Hills Ninja, Saving Silverman and National Security – $10 million
4. Thank god Disney managed to hang on to Pixar – $9.5 million
5. If a teacher really tried to salsa dance his way into the hearts of troubled inner-city youth, he’d probably get shot in the face – $6.7 million
Remember in February, when George Michael was arrested on suspicion of drug possession in February after being found "slumped in a car"?
Well, he’s slumping in cars again. The U.K’s Daily Mirror reports that George Michael crashed into three cars while trying to park his SUV in London early Sunday. No word on whether he was asleep at the wheel again, but in a statement the singer said: "It is my own stupid fault, as usual."
No, no, George, it’s my fault. You asked to be woken up before you go-go and I guess it just slipped my mind again.
My, how far we’ve come. How far we’ve come…
We thought Namibia was having the best week ever after Angelina and Brad not only chose to have there baby in the remote African location, but also intended to give their baby a Namibian name.
But now according to tabloids, the couple’s presence in the town has upset the lives of the locals. Their massive, bully-like security team is closing off roads, kicking kids off beaches and causing violent eruptions in the area, all in attempts to protect the superstar couple who are spending 6 weeks in a local resort preparing for the birth of their baby.
Next time, guys, just go to Cedars Sinai.
Hulk Hogan + Dolly Parton singing about Hulk Hogan + No Irony whatsoever = the reason YouTube was invented. Watch this video now, and remember: this was actually considered "entertainment" not too long ago. (link via Gorillamask)
Okay, you watched Best Week Ever tonight. You laughed at the Celebrity Babies, you screamed when you saw Kenny Rogers‘ head, and you got a little bit excited when you saw Paul Scheer in a hot tub. Naturally– that’s to be expected. However, I’m willing to bet that one thing you weren’t ready for was this: The Legend of Simon Conjurer.
What the F is with that movie??? I mean, have you seen the trailer? I’m so confused! The movie looks laughably bad, it’s written and directed by "?", it doesn’t have a release date, and it stars Academy Award Winner Jon Voight… in a fat suit! Am I missing something here? I think I am. So I need you to do me a favor. Watch the trailer, check out the website, and then let me know: The Legend of Simon Conjurer– is it real, or is it all some elaborate hoax? Please help me.