The Superficial posted a picture today that raises so many questions: Is that Britney Spears? Is she smoking a joint? Is she smoking a joint with kids half her age? Is she smoking a joint with kids half her age in a seedy hotel room? And finally, if it really is Britney Spears, isn’t nice to see her boobs popping out again like old times?
These are all questions that I have no place in answering… except for the last one. And the answer is Yes.
In honor of hack director Michael Bay and his quest to
make a live-action Transformers movie piss all over my childhood, Worth 1000 is having another amazing Photoshop contest: Rejected Transformers! My favorite, “Trailer Trasher”, can be seen to the right.
I know all of America is watching American Idol tonight… but what are you watching? Vote now!
We thought we were cured from homosexuality with Kirk Cameron’s last religious video, so why do we feel all tingly when he and his mustachioed partner unpeel a banana? Watch another enlightening video on faith and repressed sexuality courtesy of the Way of the Master
(via College Humor)
It’s pretty rare that I get excited about a commercial, but this American Express spot directed by and starring Wes Anderson, is more entertaining than 90% of the feature films that will come out this year:
Bob Castrone dropped in on his old friend, the Best Night Ever. Together, they watched American Chopper (starring Billy Joel!), Deal or No Deal, The Apprentice, and 24.
Tom Cruise says he used to hitchhike with truckers who were picking up female prostitutes outside New York’s Holland Tunnel.
Cruise, who was 18 at the time, explained he simply hitchhiked to save a little cash but he never got invovled with the women. And you know what? We believe him.
There was a time when life was simpler. We believed we could make a difference by tieing flannel shirts around our waists. We thought our doc martin combat boots were intimidating to adults. We all wanted to move to seattle for the music but more so for the coffee and we even believed Wynona Ryder was a role model.
Well those days are long gone, but the music is back. Smashing Pumpkins is reuniting for an album. Eddie Vedder’s on tour and Soul Asylum is in the studio recording a comeback. Even Courtney Love may be working on an album with the help of Moby (and hopefully a sponsor).
Now if we could just bring back My So Called Life, Bill Clinton and the 20 pounds missing from Ethan Hawke’s face, it’d be like the good old days.