Listen to K-fed’s new single, Snap, a song that once again covers such pressing issues like how girls want to have sex with him and how much money he has. If your not convinced by this third single, that he’s hotter, richer and more famous than anyone else on the planet, then you’re just not listening hard enough.
Nobody tells a joke like Danza
Rapper Eminem has filed for divorce from longtime love Kim Mathers after reconciling with her for the bajillionth time in a formal wedding just 82 days ago. What’s more, the rapper does not even have a pre-nup.
There’s a reason we’ve been talking about Tom Cruise so much lately – sheer anticipation. Last year this interview in Spiegel Magazine marked the beginning of his War of the Worlds Magical Mystery Publicity Tour, stopping along the way to jump on couches, pop wheelies on motorcycles, take a woman, suck her face in public as often as possible, fake impregnate her, pop the question and teach Today’s Matt Lauer some very important lessons about science, medicine and the meaning of the word “glib”. Whew! That’s why Tom Cruise is hardest-working Heterosexual-Scientology-Evangelist-Pharmaceutical-Expert in show biz!
Anyway, if Mr. Cruise hopes to outdo himself on this year’s M:I3 publicity tour, he’s really gonna have to step it up and bring his A game. Luckily, he’s off to a good start this week, once again launching the crazy campaign in Germany with an appearance on the talk show Wetten Dass (mit Motorcycle!), his confession to Parade about his abusive father, solidified marriage plans, quirky labor demands including a pacifier for Katie, and the imminent arrival of the anti-christ his new baby.
What else do you think he could have in store for us this time arround? Leave your guesses in the comments section.
According to “NW” Magazine, a source we trust inherently though we’ve never heard of them until now, Brad Pitt has walked out on a very pregnant Angelina. The problems revolve around the fact that Angelina won’t stop flying, won’t start eating and won’t get married. The two have been “fighting like cats and dogs” over her desire to fly while very pregnant and her incredibly skinny unhealthy frame. And while Brad wants to wed, â€œAnge has been putting up obstacle after obstacle and itâ€™s clear to Brad sheâ€™s not just stalling anymore. She doesnâ€™t seem to have any intention of marrying him any time soon.â€ So Brad reportedly walked out on Angelina and her bevvy of babies.
You know what would make Brad feel better? A weekend in Vegas with his good buddy George Clooney. Oh crap, he walked out on him too.
We hope you’re sitting down, because we’re about to break some really big news: Katie Couric quit the Today Show this morning. Okay, you know about it but have you seen it? If you think it’s awkward to quit in your boss’s office, wait till you see someone do it on live TV.
Also after the jump, find out about THE COURIC EFFECT and how Katie’s choice to quit the show has created a catastrophic ripple effect throughout the world.
- The Origin of the Species of Lindsay Lohan.
- 50 Cent is set to give his acting chops a real workout, playing a prison inmate alongside Nicholas Cage.
- Don’t blame Naomi Campbell. Blame her incredibly dangerous cellphone.
- Starbucks is now brewing its way into the movie business. They’re starting off with a Tall movie about a spelling bee, but they work their way up to a Venti action blockbuster by the summer.
- A New York judge was censured after comparing an assault victim to Jon Lovitz’s pathological liar character from SNL. Using the words "Jon Lovitz" in any decent public place, much less a court of law, can have some serious repercussions.
- A secretary for the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to solicit sex from a 14 year-old girl on the Internet. I don’t think that’s what Bush meant by "hunt down and punish".
What does the Easter Bunny do the other 364 days a year? Watch this video to find out. And to prepare yourself.