It’s June 21st; What’s up?


cheyenne.jpgTonight is an interesting one to say the least. On one channel you have the premiere of the Regis Philbin hosted America’s Got Talent, and on another you have So You Think You Can Dance?… proving that we don’t have nearly as much talent as we think.

Speaking of talent, tonight on MTV the super-talented LC leads us walks us through her internship at Teen Vogue on The Hills and the even more talented Cheyenne walks us through whatever it is she does on the hit MTV show Cheyenne. I haven’t brought myself to actually watch her show yet… I think it’s probably best if I wait until she turns 18.

Also on tonight: new episodes of Mindfreak, Inked, and Dog Bites Man, plus a whole lot more. What are YOU watching? Vote now!

PROPPED: Jackie Chan’s New Movie


RH-1.jpgIs there anything more hilarious than the pairing of big tough action star and a baby? We’ve seen the undeniable chemistry with Arnold in Kindergarten Cop and again with Vin in The Pacifier. But it’s about time we see a Kung Fu master, who can take on 6 ninjas at a time, struggle with changing diapers. Because, really it’s quite hard.
In Jackie Chan’s newest movie Rob-B-Hood, the action star will inherit a baby through a series of events during the opening credits. While they may not get a long at first, after fighting criminals together, by the end of the movie they’ll no doubt fall in love. Props to nthdegree for dropping off a link to the trailer. It was both an “action-packed non-stop roller-coaster” and a “heartfelt comedy of wacky proportions.”

While You Were Celebrating Hump Day on Hump Island



Best Night Ever: Tuesday, June 20th


It’s Best Night Ever for Tuesday, June 20th! Shea Hess is here to walk you through the best of Tuesday night tv, including Fear Factor, Last Comic Standing, and Anderson Cooper 360!

…Of The Day


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  • MUSIC VIDEO: Christina Aguilera’s new video is all over YouTube. And for the record, I would not mind being all over Christina. (D-Listed)
  • APPROPRIATE CASTING DECISION: Brittany Murphy as Tinker Bell. I don’t know why, but that makes perfect sense. (Defamer)
  • SUCK IT, GORE: 25 Benefits of Global Warming (Maximonline)
  • SPEAKING OF MAXIM…: Here are the Jessica Simpson Maxim photos you’ve been waiting for. Talk about blue balls. (Egotastic)
  • DOUBLE STANDARD: Madonna cleaned up her act at a recent concert because her father was in attendance. You can’t blame her though; the man has been known to preach. (thank you, I’ll be here all week.) (MSNBC)

SIZZLER: Ryan Seacrest’s Island of Pleasure


seacrest250.jpgLet me be clear: I’m not nearly as interested in Ryan Seacrest’s sexual orientation as Jay Leno, but I can’t overlook this comment he made in a recent interview he conducted with Vince Vaughn. According to the National Enquirer, Seacrest gushed to Vaughn: “Dude, I’m totally into girls… but you’re at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!”

But before you jump to conclusions, we did a little research and found that Hump Island is actually a plot of land in Canada’s Northwest Territories. It’s a hotspot for kayakers and features stunning views of the Columbia River. We’re sure Ryan just wants to take Vaughn on a hiking trip to the island’s highest peak, Mounthim Mountain.

Britney’s Rebellion Against Good Music


britneysad.jpgIf you go over to and click on the little bubble that says “Love B”, the troubled singer has posted a repeating stream of her latest pop masterwork, which she is calling “Rebellion”. It sounds sort of like a sped up version of Three 6 Mafia’s, “Hard For a Pimp”, except sung by a depressed housewife who is about 47 hours into a serious crystal meth/crying binge. In a word: “awesome”. Just like her marriage.

How Not To Alienate That Guy From TV


david cross.jpgIf you’re frequenting this site (and you didn’t get here by randomly googling “firecrotch”, pervert), you’re probably a big fan of celebrities. You may have even, at one point or another, fantasized about what you would say if you ever ran into a celebrity. Or you may have actually approached a celebrity and completely embarrassed yourself because you said the wrong thing. Don’t worry- it happens. Quite often, it seems, according to David Cross’ recent article in New York magazine: Where Do I Know You From? How not to alienate That Guy from TV.

“my first and foremost guideline to dealing with celebrities: If you don’t know who he is, ask your friend. Or a stranger. Don’t ask him. And certainly don’t ask him to keep listing his résumé until you realize he’s the guy from Blade of Innocence 2 who lost his shoe and got killed by the vampire with outer-space AIDS.”

Hey, it happens to the best of us. Even our good friend Lindsay, who actually created a law after approaching David Cross on a booze-fueled night. If only more Americans embraced David’s Law, maybe Mr. Cross and other celebrities would be safe. Maybe. Just maybe…

PROPPED: Paris Parodied


parisscreencap.JPGAs if Paris Hilton’s video for “Stars Are Blind” wasn’t emotionally scarring enough, reader geoffryg dropped this horrific parody video in which the part of Paris is played by a man with too much hair and not nearly enough clothing. I can’t decide whether it’s more funny or disturbing, but it’s probably worth a look either way. Also, if you missed it the first time, check out our own “pop-slut” parody from a few weeks ago – and keep dropping us this great stuff!

ICMYI: Kate Beckinsdale Is A Super Soaker


Last weekend on Jay Leno, Kate Beckinsdale inexplicably chose to share a charming anecdote about her abilities to breast feed – sometimes at shockingly great distances. See for yourselves, but maybe not while you’re eating.