While You Were Getting The Hell Out of Dodge

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  • HBO may produce a reality show version of Sex and the City. Apparently, execs assume no one ever saw WE’s Single in the City–a Sex in the City reality show.Safe assumption.
  • Kristen Cavellari leaves a trail of broken hearts and raided nightclubs in her wake. What a minx!
  • Randy Quaid files a lawsuit against Brokeback producers calling the film a money-laundering scheme. I can’t believe he fell for the old "we’re making a gay cowboy movie" con.
  • Keifer Sutherland to release an album. Do I have to rent the first 4 seasons of 24 to understand it?
  • Slowly but surely, Jared Leto is losing the weight he gained. Very slowly.
  • Gwyneth and Chris are having a boy, despite having to endure endless fruit jokes.
  • Joe Rogan is back for more battling. This time it’s physical (and home-erotic).

Kirk Cameron “Cures” Homosexuality in San Francisco!

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If you’ve ever wanted to be sitting in the back of a convertible, flying down a California freeway, listening to Kirk Cameron ramble on about homosexuality and Jesus before confronting a bunch of "the gays" about their sinful nature, today is your lucky day!

Are Post-Pubescent Child Stars Having the Best Week Ever?

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Haley2Contrary to popular belief, some child stars come out okay. In fact this week, there were three former-celebukids who emerged from puberty victorious.

First there’s beloved Wonder Years child star Fred Savage who announced this week he’s going to be a daddy. We know somewhere Daniel Stern is making an misty-eyed observation on the human condition. Speaking of Savage, Boy Meets World alum Rider Strong is making his TV comeback this Tuesday as a smitten cameraman in Pepper Dennis, the winsome WB drama starring Rebbecca Romaijn as a sexy TV reporter. After watching the trailer, we are proud to say that aside from a pair of brainy glasses, Strong hasn’t changed a bit.

But you know who has? Haley Joel Osment. The former child star, who’s been waiting out puberty in a cave somewhere for the three past years, emerged at an LA Launch party this week and proved to the world that he’s come out on the other side. While he’s no longer eligible to play his signature creepy child prodigy, he’s first in line for the biopic on James Van Der Beek.

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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Bowiechick

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When "Bowiechick" made a "video confessional" and added some cool effects, she couldn’t have known that the world would be set afire by her web skills. But that is what happened. As this site says, it’s pretty standard post-breakup stuff, but she added Clark Kent glasses, a gas mask, a cat nose and Beatles glasses, which has generated over 900 comments. and growing, most of them asking "How’d you do that?" And hey, maybe she’s still single, so move fast!

Who Is Pat Murphy-Stark and Why Does She Want to Take My Blood Pressure?

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Perhaps you’ve seen the commercial for the WristTec blood-pressure monitor, which is affiliated with the Invention Channel. If so, you might remember that the woman who speaks on behalf of the product is named Pat Murphy-Stark. You would know this because she says, "I’m Pat Murphy-Stark," as if we all know who Pat Murphy-Stark is. I felt bad that I don’t know who Pat Murphy-Stark is (and maybe you don’t know who Pat Murphy-Stark is either), so I headed to the Internet and here is what I found on her website:

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Future Fashion or So 2006?

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061505_paris_hilton180 This week Forbes predicted the futuristic fashion we’ll be wearing in 10 years. Meanwhile yesterday at LA Fashion Week celebrities were already sporting garb that looked like it’s from another millennium. While Forbes’s futuristic fashion is multi-purpose, celebrity high-fashion fashion serves no purpose at all . After the jump, guess which items are futuristic and which ones were donned by your favorite celebrities at LA Fashion Week circa 2006.

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Rogan vs Kevin ROUND 2!?!?

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Judging by the looks of this video, Joe Rogan is already hard at work training for his next battle with the Apollo Creed of MySpace known only to us as Kevin.  He’s got the touch, indeed:

Also, it seems that Joe already has new challengers lining up for witless battle…

Or is he planning on getting in the ring with some strippers?

The Friday Five!

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For today’s Friday Five, we’re joined by NYC writer/blogger Lindsay Robertson, who will be listing – totally honestly – the first five songs that come up after shuffling her iPod.  Check out the Jane Magazine blog where Lindsay will guest blogging all this month!

1.  "Abdulmajid", David Bowie
2.  "The Holiday Song", Pixies
3.  "I Know It’s Gonna Happen", Morrissey
4.  "Soft Revolution", Stars
5.  "Wake and Bake", from Doug Benson’s MarijuanaLogues (why am I not surprised?)

I’ll post mine after jump – you should too!