ICYMI: Paris 2.0– Stars Still Blind


Did we really need a second music video for Paris Hilton’s “Stars Are Blind”? Actually, did we really need a first? Well, necessary or not, another version has surfaced. Check it out.

I don’t know which one is better, the one where Paris dry humps a guy on the beach or… the other one where Paris dry humps a guy on the beach. Which one do you prefer?

(To watch Paris’ first video the way it’s meant to be seen, click here)

The British Are Coming!


british ll 11.jpgLindsay Lohan’s breasts are back… and with the right amount of publicity and proper PR spin, could very well be the big breasts of the summer.

It seems like Lindsay and her people (and her breasts) have devised a plan to ensure that her breasts are on everybody’s lips this season. Much like The Strokes did back in 2001 and Gnarls Barkley did a couple of months ago, Lindsay and her people (and her breasts) have decided to break her new breasts out overseas first. See: Her British GQ spread. They figure that if her breasts get big in England then people will start talking. They’ll build some buzz, and when the time is right, they’ll head back to the US. With any luck, thousands of screaming fans will be waiting at the airport to greet them and a within a few weeks they’ll be on display in the Ed Sullivan theater for all to see. It’s not too far fetched, if you ask me.

So after a short hiatus, Lindsay’s breasts are back. Will the reunion tour be a success (see: Kiss) or a failure (see: Van Halen w/ Diamond Dave)? Only time will tell. Either way, if you ask me, it’s good to have them back (I’ve always been a fan.)

See more Lindsay pics over at A Socialite’s Life

Making Sense of Emmy Award Senselessness


emmy-award.jpgThere is no such thing as an unimportant awards show, and the television Emmy Awards is one of the most vital recognitions of high art that this country has. This year’s nominations were announced earlier today, so we decided to take a closer look at several of the categories in an attempt to better understand exactly what these nominations mean for both television and the future of all humanity as we now know it.

Best Comedy Series

“Arrested Development,” Fox
“Curb Your Enthusiasm,” HBO
“The Office,” NBC
“Scrubs,” NBC
“Two and a Half Men,” CBS

We’re not really sure how a Charlie Sheen/Jon Cryer rip-off of My Two Dads could possibly be considered better than Entourage, or how Scrubs could still be so popular, or how Arrested Development could ever have been cancelled, but none of that really matters since The Office will win anyway, and rightly so. There is simply no taming of the Schrute.

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It’s July 6th; What’s up?


dudesons.jpgWindfall, Big Brother 7, Master of Champions… nah.

Sure there’s a lot of good new stuff on tonight, and interesting premieres (The Dudesons, anybody?), but I think I’m going to stick with the classics. And by that I mean, repeats of The Office and Grey’s Anatomy. Hey, I’m a traditionalist.

So what are YOU watching tonight? Click below and Vote Now!

ICYMI: Weird Polish Movie Posters


polishterminator.jpgI love in when I stumble upon stuff online that is just plain awesome. Retrocrush found a super-rad website that sells a wide variety of original theatrical posters from Hollywood movies playing in Poland. This might not sound very exciting, but you’ve got to see some of the weird, surreal stuff those crazy Polish people came up with for films like Gremlins, Weekend at Bernie’s, Short Circuit and The Terminator (seen at left). I’ll post a few of my favorites after the jump, but I recommend checking them all out for yourselves!

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lindsay-lohan-bikini-4-02b.jpgIf there’s anything that just says “summertime fun”, it’s packing a blanket, heading to the beach and watching all the beautiful bikini-clad babies sunbathe and sip strawberry daiquiris. Movie starlets seem to enjoy showcasing their prized bodies at the beach even more than most people, and while some of them are scorching hot (UPGRADE), others just look like cold fish (DOWNGRADE). Tell us which of these sunbathing beauties make your temperature rise, and which ones just give you the chills.

David Hasselhoff: King Of The Internet


Now this is a cause we can get behind.

Think what he’s given to the world. Knight Rider. Baywatch. The reunification of East and West Germany. Untold laughter from forwarded e-mails of him in hotpants. He’s given a lot. It’s time we gave something back.

By clicking here and joining the campaign, you’ll be doing your part to help the Hoff hit #1. Once they hit the 75,000 member mark, you’ll get an email (The Hoff Alert) to buy a Hoff single on iTunes. This should be enough to send the man to the top of the charts.

So go sign up, and be a part of something truly great. Do it for the Hoff. Do it for the world. Do it for yourself. Because how could you not want this man to be #1?

While You Were Testing Long-Range Missles


  • Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband claims the star practices voodoo and casts spells on her exes. And finally, the mystery of what really happened to Diddy’s P. is solved.
  • Aaron Spelling’s widow plans on selling the mansion they lived in for $150 million. Though she’d be willing to give daughter Tori a family discount and cut it down to $149 million.
  • Dakota Fanning has been selected to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences. Her publicist called the nomination the final step in her plan to turn the 12-year-old into a creepy middle aged woman.
  • Michael Jackson has turned to Eminem for help. Though its unclear if it’s to help him record a new album or for tips on how to kill his ex-wife.
  • Rush Limbaugh has been cleared in Viagra probe. And I sincerely hope that that’s the last time you ever see the words “Limbaugh”, “Viagra”, and “probe” in the same sentence ever again.