ICYMI: Britney Cries Us A River


It’s hard to believe that an entire week has passed since the Britney Spears/Matt Lauer primetime interview that taught us all some tearful lessons about the true meaning of suffering, what it means to be an American, and the proper way to utilize “air quotes”. For those of you who find yourselves nostalgic for the dirty way you felt watching Brit smack her gum through her own nationally televised self-destruction, we humbly submit this parody video that re-creates the magic that is Britney Spears’ personality:

(via College Humor)

While You Were Loving Summer Fridays


  • Saddam Hussein ended his hunger strike after missing just one meal. He was later overheard mumbling “I don’t know how Nicole Richie does it.”
  • American Idol’s Katherine McPhee cancelled all of her press appearances yesterday after announcing she once suffered from bulimia. Taylor Hicks, meanwhile, still has stupid gray hair.
  • A musical based on and featuring music by The Ramones will make its UK debut on July 31. The orchestra needs at least another month to learn those 3 chords.
  • Avril Lavigne wants to be taken seriously as an actress. She hopes this will go better than her quest to be taken seriously as a musician.
  • Slash is upset that he never got a response after sending Axl Rose a Christmas card. Oh, and for that whole Forcing Him Out Of The Band And Making Guns N Roses A Laughingstock thing. But damn, that Christmas card thing stings.

Best Night Ever: Thursday, June 22nd


It’s Best Night Ever for Thursday, June 22nd! Dan Hopper is here to walk you through the best of Thursday night tv, including Master of Champions, So You Think You Can Dance?, and Windfall!

…Of The Day


  • HEF’S FAVORITE GAME: Guess the number of STD’s Between Them. I’m going with 19. (D-Listed)
  • SORRY CHARLIE: Cameron Diaz gets her ass dumped. Hollywood actors terrified as to who will have to date her next. (IDLYITW)
  • SEXY FACIAL FEATURE: The crazy eye! (Cityrag)
  • FUG OFF: Jessica Simpson vs. Brittany Murphy. Who you got??? (The Velvet Hot Tub)
  • TIMESAVER: Why waste your time with the new Superman movie when you can see the whole thing in 30 seconds? (Popoholic)

While You Were Getting Jiggy Wid It



  • Britney tries on new look to avoid paparazzi. Bares an uncanny resemblance to a famous person in wig disguise.
  • Dennis Leary’s fireman show Rescue Me offends viewers with a graphic rape. Luckily all five of them still promise to tune in next week if they can find FX again.
  • Nicky Hilton may be pregnant . Hopefully this kid won’t force her to put her line of Tweety Bird purses on the backburner.
  • Paris Hilton lands her helicopter on German farm so she can use their bathroom. But antics aren’t so adorable without Simple Life camera crew.
  • Futurama is making a comeback in 2008 It’s going to be the year of Peggy Seagal, I just know it.
  • Comedian Ze Frank is such hot sh*t right now he can pretty much conquer the world. With the help of two pieces of white bread and some Miracle Whip.

SIZZLER: Karma Police, Arrest This Girl!


jennabushdevilsign250.JPGAccording to blogger and sometimes musical genius Thom Yorke, his band Radiohead had a very special guest at last week’s second sold-out show here in New York City. Despite the fact that tickets were so hard to come by that many of the band’s biggest fans (ahem) were unable to attend despite their tireless efforts, one of the lucky ticket-holders happened to be none other than President Bush’s daughter! Thom doesn’t specify which of the twins showed up, but he seems to be both annoyed and amused by the brain-shattering irony of her presence. I imagine it must be a rather strange feeling to go to a sold-out rock concert and hear one of the world’s most popular bands sing a bunch of songs that are ostensibly about your father and how evil he is. And on a semi-related note, I wonder if Little Miss Bush was wearing one of these lovely “Karma Police” thongs at the show.

(thanks to Jen for the tip!)

LISTEN UP: BWE’s Daily Dose of the Best Music Ever


  • The Late Greats posted a “mixtape of songs that address both positive and negative images of both men and women.” So head over there now for BEP’s “My Humps”, AC/DC’s “Big Balls” and everything in between.
  • Plan on protesting any time soon? Kwaya Na Kisser has a TON of protest songs up today. So if you want to protest, America, meat, censorship, etc, hit them up. Dylan, Springsteen, Morrissey and a bunch of other artists will be proud.
  • MyselfMyself posted a brand new live acoustic Beck track from Bonnaroo. It’s a medley of Do You Realize/Creep/Debra, and it’s pretty damn cool.
  • A Spacious Hole In The Ground put together their weekly 6 pack today, featuring songs by Wolfmother, The Toadies, Starsailor and more.
  • And finally, IndieChristoph has some really cool remixes today. Go download the remix of Sia’s “Breathe Me” ASAP.

ICYMI: Brokeback Passion


I could’ve sworn we were done with these. I thought every Brokeback joke one could make has been made. Well, I was wrong. Today, Passions finally hopped on the Brokeback bandwagon– a wagon that was brought into the shop and broken down for parts months ago. But if any show on TV could take an old joke like a Brokeback parody and bring it back from the dead, it’s Passions. Enjoy.

Tied To The 90’s: Weezer & Everclear Still (Somewhat) Newsworthy


weezer pic.jpgBad news for prostitutes and all those half-Japanese girls out there: Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo is now a married man.

Rivers married girlfriend Kyoko Ito over the weekend in Malibu. According to their official website, a mini-reunion took place with past and present members of the band (except for that Mikey guy from the Green Album who disappeared after going crazy or something.) I’m not sure what they chose for a wedding song, but I’m hoping it was “El Scorcho.”

In other Bands I Used To Like But Now I’m Kind Of Embarrassed By news, Everclear is shooting for relevancy by dedicating their new song “Hater” to “Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and all others who hate in the name of Jesus.” They even created a MySpace profile for the video’s main character. You can watch “Hater” here (totally NSFW, by the way) Interesting idea. I wonder why they never made a page for their Volvo Driving Soccer Mom.

Of course, all this Weezer and Everclear news leads me to one very important question: what the hell is Collective Soul up to?

Links via two of my favorite sites: The Modern Age and Stereogum