Check out this awesome photoshop contest from the people over at Worth 1000. The theme is "Regrettable Tattoos" and some of the entries are just amazing. Like this J-Lo one to the left. And the two Jessica Alba’s. And Bill Clinton.
Okay, I won’t spoil anything. Just head over there now.
Link via Cityrag.
So the folks over at Deadspin were catching up on MC Hammer’s blog (naturally. They’re a sports blog… why wouldn’t they be reading about Hammer?) and they found this gem: a promotional rap video for the Atlanta Braves and Turner South, starring Hammer himself. Honestly, it’s his best promotional work since The Addams Family rap, if you ask me.
Watch the video here. Thank you DEADSPIN! Where would the world… and Hammer… be without you?
And one more thing: I’m not trying to draw any comparisons here… but I just think it’s a bit of a bizarre coincidence that Hammer has returned from the dead a couple of days before Easter. I’m not saying anything. I just think it has to be mentioned. That’s all.
Carmen Electra– clearly still hasn’t fully recovered from her ride on the Sybian.
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Inside Entertainment is reporting that rumored Louis Vuitton model Lindsay Lohan has lost out on the gig to supermodel and help-beater Naomi Campbell.
If you’re worried that the explosive beauty’s behavior might be a little too violent for the high-end fashion retailer, you can rest assured that Naomi will get a stern talking-to during her upcoming appearance on Oprah.
What? Oh hello silly! You just caught Mariah splish-splashing in the ocean, she didn’t even see you there. This dog? Oh it’s just a puppy she likes to walk when she’s in her bikini. Really how did you find her here? She could have sworn she was alone, in front of this blue screen, where a beach will be superimposed.
More impromptu, off-the-cuff photos of Mariah’s newly toned body in a bikini here.
For a minute there I was beginning to think that people had already forgotten about the upcoming Greatest Movie Ever Made- Snakes On A Plane. Well, I was wrong. Thank God I was wrong.
Check out McSweeney’s Possible "Surprise" Endings To The New Samuel L. Jackson Film Snakes On A Plane.
I think they pretty much nailed them all. I kind of hope that their Third Scenario proves to be true. Nothing in the world would make me happier… Well, except for the promise of Snakes On A Plane 2: More Snakes On A Plane. We can only hope.
Anyone with a television and an adequate sense of sight has probably noticed Paula Abdul stumbling and slurring her way through American Idol and other various TV appearances (though her coordinated dance with MC Skat Kat seemed pretty on-point). Luckily our friends over at Liquid Generation have graciously put together a funny video montage of her best – and booziest – moments.