Easily the funniest thing I’ve seen all week (and that’s including the cheerleader who wouldn’t stop cheering). The emotional final scene of Seven… re-enacted by stuffed animals.
Watch it here. And is it just me, or is the stuffed monkey slightly more expressive than Brad Pitt? I think it is.
Bill Paxton and Chloe Sevigny were taken off guard on The View, and it seems they weren’t too happy about it:
We hear Paxton and Sevigny went ballistic yesterday on the set of "The View" when co-host Joy Behar brought up that infamous scene in the indie flick Brown Bunny where Sevigny pleasures Vincent Gallo.
Though the actors masked their fury from viewers, Paxton is said to have exploded off-camera. According to one source, he even vowed never to appear on the show again.
Sevigny has frequently discussed the scene from the controversial 2003 film, but Paxton apparently didn’t want her to have to relive it on a daytime talk show.
He really takes his TV-husband duties seriously, and good for him. That question was completely out of left field and stupid, even for Behar. Apparently, the exchange was edited out for west-coast viewers. See the video.
Shea had the Best Night Ever, watching America’s Next Top Model, Black.White, and Project Runway. Check it out now!
SPECIES: Kiwa Hirsuta. The new animal resembling a furry lobster, just discovered in the South Pacific (not in your pants) (AP)
DECENT EXPOSURE: Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz’s ‘pete’ falls out of his pants onto his sidekick and all over the internet (The Bosh)
DANCERS: Rob Fosse’s man-bottomless dancers. Prepping for a new show is a little less stressful when you’ve got room breathe. (screenhead)
WORD: Bootylicious. It’s no ‘fabulosity’ but it did officially get added to the Oxford English Dictionary. (Female First)
HELMET: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hair at a recent event looks like it could snap into her skull lego-style. (IDLYITW)
An online gaming site is now taking bets on when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will finally
deliver on their unspoken promise of adulthood take off their clothes for the camera. The smart money is anywhere between New York Minute 2 and one of the sisters getting married to Tommy Lee.
Anyway, this got me thinking about what kind of creative movie titles the pornographers would come up with in the event these two starlets actually were to end up filming a skin flick. But when I went to their IMDB profile, something dawned on me…ALMOST ALL OF THEIR MOVIES SOUND LIKE PORN TITLES! The sleazy porn producers wouldn’t have to change a thing!
Here are some of my favorites (tons more after the jump):
When In Rome
Holiday in the Sun
So Little Time
Mary-Kate and Ashley In Action!
Our Lips Are Sealed
may remember him as the baritone of boyband 98 Degrees, or, more likely, as the
champion of Dancing With the Stars. Anyway, the last time we saw Drew Lachey, he was
basking in the glow of his glitter-ball trophy on all the talk shows: Tony
Danza, The View, Ellen Degeneres, Jimmy Kimmel and on and on. It was even
proclaimed that he, along with his brother, had the Best Week Ever. But since
then, we haven’t heard anything from him. So where is he now?
life has quieted down quite a bit since the heady days after his Dancing With
the Stars. He says he doesn’t miss the limelight though. "It was a crazy
time, and it was fun, but I’m just looking forward to spending more time with
my wife and raising my baby." He added that he might consider doing a TV show,
movie, album, or personal appearance if "someone offers."
So you’ve just turned 21, you’re drop-dead gorgeous, your rent’s taken care of, you make a living posing with stunning men in swimming pools and you’re the subject of an MTV reality show. There’s only one thing better than being a female model on MTV’s new reality show 8th and Ocean: being a male model.
In last night’s first episode, small town girl Britt wallowed in insecurity and twin sisters Kelly and Sabrina competed like gladiators for their next gig. Meanwhile Teddy, Sean and Vinci were just happy to be alive. The boys divided their time between playing video games, eating pizza and getting lucky. And unlike the women, none of them found modeling to be too challenging. So while the ladies might get more attention and fatter paycheck, in the long run these guys appreciate everything they got…and that makes them top models in my book. Check out more pictures of the cast after the jump…
Alright everybody, the Put Paul Anywhere Photoshop Contest is now CLOSED. Thank you to everybody who participated– we received so many amazing entries (and Paul enjoyed each and every one of them.)
We’ll announce the winner this Friday. Only then will we find out who’s having the best week ever.
(maybe it’s you)