…OF THE DAY

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SPECIES: Kiwa Hirsuta. The new animal resembling a furry lobster, just discovered in the South Pacific (not in your pants) (AP)

DECENT EXPOSURE: Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz’s ‘pete’ falls out of his pants onto his sidekick and all over the internet (The Bosh)

DANCERS: Rob Fosse’s man-bottomless dancers. Prepping for a new show is a little less stressful when you’ve got room breathe.  (screenhead)

WORD: Bootylicious. It’s no ‘fabulosity’ but it did officially get added to the Oxford English Dictionary. (Female First)

HELMET: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hair at a recent event looks like it could snap into her skull lego-style. (IDLYITW)

While You Were Stalking Your Ex on MySpace

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    Sharon Stone
    says she’d "kiss just about anybody" to end the decades-long conflict between Arabs and Israelis.  Hey, why not?  It got her a part in Basic Instinct (of course, she didn’t say WHAT she’d kiss).
  • Ex-football star Terry Bradshaw will be appearing nude in the upcoming film Failure To Launch.  As if you really needed ANOTHER reason not to see Failure To Launch
  • Did Tara Reid get wasted and crash her car outside of Dennis Rodman’s house?  Of course she did…just another day in Taradise, baby.
  • Martha Stewart has made another high-profile enemy only a week after her highly publicized row with Donald Trump, this time it’s Rosie O’Donnell.  And she thought prison was dangerous!  Now Martha’s only hope at not getting cut with a shiv is forming strategic alliances with Oprah and Joy Behar.
  • And without further ado, the REAL JT Leroy is finally revealed!  Yes, the real thing after all the waiting.  No, seriously – it’s for real this time.  Come on, guys.  Guys?

Mary-Kate and Ashley Make It Easy For Pornographers

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An online gaming site is now taking bets on when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will finally deliver on their unspoken promise of adulthood take off their clothes for the camera.  The smart money is anywhere between New York Minute 2 and one of the sisters getting married to Tommy Lee. Olsenssexy_3

Anyway, this got me thinking about what kind of creative movie titles the pornographers would come up with in the event these two starlets actually were to end up filming a skin flick.  But when I went to their IMDB profile, something dawned on me…ALMOST ALL OF THEIR MOVIES SOUND LIKE PORN TITLES!  The sleazy porn producers wouldn’t have to change a thing!

Here are some of my favorites (tons more after the jump):

When In Rome
Getting There
Holiday in the Sun
So Little Time
Mary-Kate and Ashley In Action!
Our Lips Are Sealed

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WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Drew Lachey

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You
may remember him as the baritone of boyband 98 Degrees, or, more likely, as the
champion of Dancing With the Stars.  Anyway, the last time we saw Drew Lachey, he was
basking in the glow of his glitter-ball trophy on all the talk shows: Tony
Danza, The View, Ellen Degeneres, Jimmy Kimmel and on and on. It was even
proclaimed that he, along with his brother, had the Best Week Ever. But since
then, we haven’t heard anything from him. So where is he now?

Drew’s
life has quieted down quite a bit since the heady days after his Dancing With
the Stars
. He says he doesn’t miss the limelight though. "It was a crazy
time, and it was fun, but I’m just looking forward to spending more time with
my wife and raising my baby." He added that he might consider doing a TV show,
movie, album, or personal appearance if "someone offers."

Commentary: MTV’s 8th and Ocean

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So you’ve just turned 21, you’re drop-dead gorgeous, your rent’s taken care of, you make a living posing with stunning men in swimming pools and you’re the subject of an MTV reality show. There’s only one thing better than being a female model on MTV’s new reality show 8th and Ocean: being a male model. 

In last night’s first episode, small town girl Britt wallowed in insecurity and twin sisters Kelly and Sabrina competed like gladiators for their next gig. Meanwhile Teddy, Sean and Vinci were just happy to be alive. The boys divided their time between playing video games, eating pizza and getting lucky. And unlike the women, none of them found modeling to be too challenging. So while the ladies might get more attention and fatter paycheck, in the long run these guys appreciate everything they got…and that makes them top models in my book. Check out more pictures of the cast after the jump…

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BWE Photoshop Contest: Put Paul Anywhere! OVER

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Alright everybody, the Put Paul Anywhere Photoshop Contest is now CLOSED. Thank you to everybody who participated– we received so many amazing entries (and Paul enjoyed each and every one of them.)

We’ll announce the winner this Friday. Only then will we find out who’s having the best week ever.

(maybe it’s you)

SIZZLER: Lohan to Hawk Vuitton?

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The latest dish on the teen star is that she’s been pegged to be the new face of Louis Vuitton. According to Oh No They Didn’t: industry insiders claim Louis Vuitton’s creative director, Marc Jacobs, personally asked Lindsay to pose for the forthcoming autumn/winter campaign in ads he’s describing as "very young" and "cartoony".

So I guess while Lindsay will go nude for an Oscar, she’ll go ‘young and cartoony’ for a brand new handbag.

Sharon Stone Knows What People Want

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As everyone knows, Sharon Stone is going to be super extra nude in Basic Instinct 2. But she wants to tell you herself as well:

"People are just sitting there going, like, ‘I don’t care what she’s saying. I don’t care what she’s saying. I just want to know is she getting naked? Is she getting naked in that movie? Is she naked? Nude? Nude? Naked? Do I see her boobies?"’ the actress, now 48, told reporters, laughingly. "So let’s just get through to that. Yes! And now that I’ve cleared that up, let’s just go to the next question, because nobody cares about anything else, really," she said.

I guess that’s true because the article ends without a next question!

Is MySpace Having the Best Week Ever?

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First, it was Joe Rogan‘s blog post heard ’round the world, recounting his bloody online battle of the witless with a rogue young MySpace warrior known to us only as "Kevin".

Then ex-Mrs. Federline Shar Jackson used the online networking site to stream her cover of man-stealer Britney Spears‘ famous song "Toxic".

And let’s not forget about post 15-minutes of famer Kristin Cavalleri, who is using her MySpace blog to make excuses for explain the abrupt cancellation of her reality show Let’s Get This Party Started.

Who needs a high-priced publicist when you can have a free MySpace profile, the willingness to blog, and a little too much to drink?  A place for friends?  I think not.

MySpace is definitely having the Best Week Ever!

ALSO:  Your friends here at Best Week Ever have our very own profile.  Thanks for the add!