WHILE YOU WERE ADDING “CRASH” TO YOUR NETFLIX QUEUE

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  • Crash was the surprise winner for Best Picture. Racism 1, Homosexuality (and the anguish of forbidden love regardless of your sexuality set to a haunting guitar riff) 0.
  • Brokeback Mountain did win the top prizes at the Independent Spirit Awards. Well, that’s something, I guess.
  • Jon Stewart got mixed reviews ranging from two thumbs up from Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper to the Washington Post‘s Tom Shales urging him to "keep your ‘Daily’ job." Anyone who writes "keep your ‘Daily’ job" is automatically disqualified from judging Jon Stewart.
  • Everyone’s favorite moment of the night was the performance by Three 6 Mafia. Boy, that witch can sing! 
  • TomKat were given the Razzie for "most tiresome tabloid targets." They may be true, but at the Razzies ceremony they gave the most beautiful acceptance speech I’ve ever heard.
  • A non-award item: One of the women in the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape has got a little lawsuit going on against sites planning to sell the tape. I have to side with her on this one. I mean, the woman had sex with Scott Stapp. Hasn’t she suffered enough?

Best Night Ever Podcast – OSCAR EDITION

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Rob Huebel hosts an online Oscar Party who’s guests include Paul Scheer, Doug Benson, Michael Colton and John Aboud. Here’s their rundown of this years Academy Awards. Click the play button for the funny!

TRUST YOUR GUT!!!

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Go ahead… look back at the posts… I SAID “I’m having second thoughts about this brokeback thing…” ANd I was RIGHT…

CRASH WINS>>>

And then they cut the producer off… OH COOME ON!!!!! She produced the best movie of the year, and beats the Brokeback juggernaut… Oh, man!

DON’T MISS BEST WEEK EVER’S CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN, JESSICA ST. CLAIR AND CHUCK NICE ON THE TODAY SHOW TOMORROW MORNING, TAKING APART THE OSCARS!!!!

Thanks for blogging with us!

OSCAR: Caption This!

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Phoenix_joaquin_1What on Earth was Joaquin Phoenix mouthing when the camera cut to him during the Best Actor segment?

“Remember people… Johnny Cash is dead. So was Ray Charles when Jamie won… I’m just saying… let’s be fair.”

… THE BIG AWARD OF THE NIGHT…

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WE’RE ALMOST THERE… TIME TO AWARD THE “WORD OF THE NIGHT” AWARD… IN JUST A FEW MINUTES…

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YOU STILL HAVE TIME… GO AHEAD, PUT YOUR WORD OF THE NIGHT INTO THE COMMENTS!

And the award for best actress goes to…

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She was in…

“Fear” starring Marky Mark.
“Little Nicky” starring Adam Sandler, Jon Lovitz, and Kevin Nealon.
And “Overnight Delivery”, which nobody saw but me and Paul Rudd.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the award for best actress goes to… Reese Witherspoon!

And the award for best actor goes to…

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He was in…
“The Getaway” starring Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger
“Twister” starring Helen Hunt and a bunch of tornados
And “Patch Adams.” You know damn well who starred in that one.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the award for best actor goes to Philip Seymour Hoffman!

In Memoriam

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MiyagiMr. Miyagi kicked off a sub-par In Memoriam this year. There were no guaranteed deceased celebrities to bring the house down– no sure things. Sure, Anne Bancroft got a few cat calls, but nobody really stood out. I was pulling for the underdog, The Guy Who Yelled ‘Get Off My Train’ in “Ghost,” but it just wasn’t his year.

And did anybody else kind of expect them to include paretheses for Chris Penn that read “(you know, Sean’s brother)” to get him more applause?

And finally, the question on everybody’s mind: Where was Don Knotts? Too soon? Apparently.