Okay, put as much stock into this as you would any story that you hear about a friend of a friend of a friend. But still, IF this IS true… good stuff.
Us Weekly has learned exclusively that Jennifer Garner , 33, has given birth to a baby daughter. Sources confirm to Us that Garner, whose due date was December 8, had her labor induced at an L.A. hospital. The actress is married to Ben Affleck, 33. ”They induced last night,” a friend of the couple tells Us. ”Ben was with her the entire time.” [continue reading]
BWE congratulates the happy couple. Now let’s go celebrate! This calls for some Starbucks!
This is definitely the coolest short I’ve seen in quite sometime. And the animation puts Chicken Little to shame. If you enjoy massive amounts of computer generated bloodshed, then you should click here. However, if you don’t enjoy massive amounts of computer genderated bloodshed… well then I just don’t know what to tell you.
Link from Screenhead.
It’s time to remember Pope John II in miniseries form! Jon Voight and some German dude star. Two popes? What is this Avignon? (yes, that’s the most intelligent joke you’re ever going to see here. don’t get used to it.)
Enrique Iglesias lashes back at rumors that he has a small penis. Maybe heâ€™s not the Hero that he claims to be.
Tara Reid might be dating Paris Latsis. I’m guessing this is a bogus story because the source describes Reid as a â€œstunning actress.â€
Are you having a hard time coping with the Nick & Jessica breakup? So is this guy. Check it out.
And here’s the new #1 thing I never thought I’d see in my lifetime: 50 Cent at a bat mitzvah.
Listen, my Bar Mitzvah was pretty cool. I had a DJ, dancers, games, prizes, and an open bar that I was too young to take advantage of. But this one totally trumps mine. 50 Cent, Aerosmith, Tom Petty… come on. That’s not fair.
Check out WWTDD for more pics. And don’t kvetch.
I like the new pretty, classy Christina. If she would have tied the knot during her dirrrty days she probably would have jumped into the cake naked and rubbed icing all over her body. On second thought…
Ohhh, so there IS a downside to marrying a woman 1/2 your age.
Check out this craigslist post from a guy who supposedly had to listen to the Piano Man’s 26-year-old wife babble on and on and on during a recent appearance.
I can picture this guy sitting there, fuming, and silently wishing that only the good die younger.
Don’t worry people: Julia Roberts is still the highest paid actress in Hollywood. And in other Roberts family news, Eric wants to know if he can borrow a couple of bucks.
Gary Glitter may be shot by firing squad. Naaaaaa Na Na Hey!! Na na na na na na.
â€œPop Starâ€ Anastacia would like to duet with Steven Tyler and Sting. Meanwhile, Tyler and Sting would like to duet with Anastacia,â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..in her pants!
Pierce Brosnan hates himself. Experts trace this back to the â€œdrive by fruitingâ€ incident in Mrs. Doubtfire.
Nick and Jessica never signed a pre-nup. You canâ€™t say Kanye didnâ€™t warn you girl.
Britney and Kevin have transformed their bedroom into a nativity with their kid playing baby Jesus. And even more unbelievable: Kevin as a wise man.
Listen perverts- even though the new Harry Potter movie is a little darker, and even though it deals with some adult themes, there’s something you have to keep in mind: young Hermoine is still off limits. You can use that tissue now to dry your tears.
I told you– not even close. But hey, you can look on the bright side: at least you have 2 1/2 years to come up with a decent pickup line. Best of luck.