The Vanity Fair Party is a celebration of the nominees and winners of the Academy Awards. It’s also a chance for random celebrities with no affiliation to the Oscars to show up all dressed up and have their picture taken. As a result, lots of surprising stars crash the party every year, using any excuse possible to get inside. Here, we guess what they might have said to get the bouncers to let them in to the party.
Larry King: I’m Lauren Bacall.
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I’m not touching this one with a ten foot pole…
Screen grab courtesy of Mary Hartz: The Excited Blog.
According to this message board, Hulk Hogan’s not-quite-legal-yet daughter Brooke gave her number to an over-anxious Chili’s waiter over the weekend. The classy guy couldn’t help but post about it.
i waited on hulk hogan’s daughter last night…i think her name is
brooke right?..anywho…she left me a very nice tip and on the credit
card receipt she scribbled "you’re hot…gimmie a call sometime…her
Reading the thread, it sounds like he’s probably not going to call her– a decision that angered some wrestling fans. Some of the responses are hilarious. Like:
Dude. This is the Hulkster we’re talking about. Not Leaping Lenny
Poffo. Retrieve her number, call her up, and get in that squared
Guys! Come on! Have you ever seen Hogan Knows Best? The Hulkster tracks his daughter with a GPS device! And just try to think about what you’re gonna do, when those 24" pythons run wild on you. This guy made the right call.
Deal or no deal?
(Please answer in the comments section.)
It’s about time VH1 created a Behind The Music spin-off. This Behind The Douchebag has potential… and I couldn’t think of a better subject than Scott Stapp. Watch the video and you’ll see why.
Note: I’m well aware this isn’t an actual VH1 show… just play along.
Rob Huebel hosts an online Oscar Party who’s guests include Paul Scheer, Doug Benson, Michael Colton and John Aboud. Here’s their rundown of this years Academy Awards. Click the play button for the funny!
Go ahead… look back at the posts… I SAID “I’m having second thoughts about this brokeback thing…” ANd I was RIGHT…
And then they cut the producer off… OH COOME ON!!!!! She produced the best movie of the year, and beats the Brokeback juggernaut… Oh, man!
DON’T MISS BEST WEEK EVER’S CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN, JESSICA ST. CLAIR AND CHUCK NICE ON THE TODAY SHOW TOMORROW MORNING, TAKING APART THE OSCARS!!!!
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Coincidentally, that’s also the same sound heard at Oscar parties across the country as “Brokeback” fans hit the ground. Hard.