Lindsay Lohan has recently sufferend yet another mishap in the series of unfortunate events that she calls her life – she lost her personal diary. LiLo and her handlers are terribly concerned that her deepest, most intimate secrets might somehow fall into the wrong hands and further tarnish the starlet’s spotty reputation.
Luckily, the journal fell into the right hands. Ours. See some of the juicier excerpts below!
There are some nice pictures of chucker Kobe Bryant in his man fur over at A Soclialiteâ€™s Life.
A group of 17 year old girls from Eitorf, Germany stripped for a fund-raising calender in order to raise money for their end of year dance.
The girls came up with the idea after the school announced it did not have any money left to pay for one. Headmaster Werner Teubler, 55, said: "I was not happy when I heard what the girls were doing, but you can’t control what they do in their free time."
On a related note, the school has dropped it’s junior and senior math requirements to provide more free time for its students.
After Issac’s inappropriate fondling of Scarlett Johansson, you’d think Lisa would cover up a bit more:
NBC announced Tuesday that Britney Spears will guest star on an episode of "Will & Grace," The pop star will appear as a Christian conservative sidekick to Sean Hayes’ character, Jack, who hosts his own talk show, on the April 13 episode. The world holds it’s breath in hopes that this episode will be performed ‘live.’
Last night, activist Cindy Sheehan was arrested for Unlawful Conduct by Capitol police when she wore an anti-war slogan T-shirt to the State of the Union Address.
In related news, actress Eva Longoria was charged with bitchy conduct by Team Aniston when she wore an "I’ll Have Your Baby Brad" Tshirt while shopping on Melrose.
Both women argue for freedom of expression and the desperate desire to reach an audience who may not otherwise be listening.
From the Star Tribune (Minnesota):
Vampyre Candidate for Governor Arrested
After toiling away in relative obscurity for the past few years, Bryan Adams has been thrust back into the spotlight this week after tabloid reports that he has hot young starlets hanging out and showering and falling down with tea pots at his house!
Bryan has also been making waves by performing in benefit concerts for underprivileged children.
Could Canada’s pop prince be having the Best Week Ever?
According to the newest issue of Star Magazine, "Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, who made a special appearance at the techfest, couldn’t bear to be apart for a moment." "They gave each other little goodbye kisses when they would separate, even for a few feet," says the source.
Meanwhile, other sources close to the couple tell Best Week Ever that it was in fact Katie’s electric collar that was responsible for the couple’s proximity.