Angelina’s 3-year-old son Maddox calls Brad Pitt "daddy;" Also said to believe his website is "best page in the universe."
Nikki Sixx, of Motley Crue, didn’t want an ipod for his birthday, so his band-mates bought him a Ferrari instead.
Good sitcom lovers rejoice: Arrested Development "mini-marathon" on television tonight.
Barry Manilow to continue performing at Las Vegas Hilton through 2007. In other news, Barry Manilow still alive.
Beurger King restaurant opens in France, following the success of "Mecca Cola".
Mike Tyson looooves the ladies and for some very strange reason they seem to love him right back. I wonder if it has something to do with that 14 inches of somethin’ somethin’ he’s packing or if it’s about acquiring a cheaper method of ear surgery. I want details damnit. [more pictures]
You must read the hilarious account of Scott Stapp in Denny’s. You just gotta![link]
Thanks to the tip:
BWE’s Paul Scheer is intimidated by Will Smith. I mean, can you blame him? The guy fights aliens and then makes a pop hit about it (Will does, not Paul.) That’s impressive.
Will Smith intimidates me with his ultra rich lifestyle. We got get him back to singing songs like "Nightmare on My Street" and "Parents Just Don’t Understand." Songs we can all relate too. Right now I imagine his songs only appeal to Millionaires.
Don’t believe me let’s examine some of his lyrics, shall we? [click here to keep reading]
Geraldo Rivera continues to breed; wife’s vault isn’t empty.
Two Michael Jackson jurors now say he’s guilty. On a completely unrelated note, they both have book deals. What are the odds?
Metallica To Open for the Rolling Stones. Finally, fathers and sons can enjoy a concert together. Well, they’ll each enjoy half of it.
Hillary Clinton Presses Bush on Sex Offender Bill. And yes, that’s the actual headline.
Reese Witherspoon, star of "Legally Blonde", wants to "throw daggers" over Jessica Simpson cashing in on stupidity. Jessica responds by saying, "At least I’m not the one who married Ryan Phillippe."
Surviving members of TLC don’t want any "hoes" in their group. No word on scythes, rakes or wheelbarrows.
Serial rape, torture & killing of young girls just not festive enough for the festival. Montreal World Film Festival bans "Karla", a movie based on schoolgirl killers Homolka and Bernardo.
Japan invents high-tech vibrating movie theater seats. Bad: Seats debut at exceedingly unerotic "Return of the Sith".
Christopher Walken feels zombie movies need more Walken. The Zombies called and they totally agree.
Now, you can leave mom’s basement and win a walk-on part on Stargate SG-1.
George Lucas thinks your games should be better. What a coincidence, fans think his writing should be better.
The Gallery of the Absurd has updated it’s site…So, be sure to check it out.[link]
Music video for the new "Rent" movie. Just like the trailer, all gay content removed.
Jessica Simpson states: "That’s my butt. I worked hard for it. I was sore for it every day." Echoes sentiments of every male in 18-35 age group stating their right hand is just as sore.
John Mayer finally admits he doesn’t know how to write songs, asks his fans to do it for him.
Lindsay Lohan: "I’m working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I want my boobs back." Everyone else: We want your boobs back too.
Chappelle’s Show is "Done" says Charlie Murphy. Millions of unoriginal fratboys ponder where they’ll go to steal jokes from next.
"If things go well, I’m gonna show her my K’O’ face." Is Mike Tyson to star in a porn film opposite Jenna Jameson? Experts predict he’ll take a pounding.
A new blog is created every second. That means since you read that sentence, three lonely midwestern teenagers wrote about the craaaaaaazy things that happened to them at school today.
Secret diary of Paula Hitler(Adolf’s sister) reveals wacky dysfunctional family life of future crazed genocidist. Soon to be a sitcom starring Ray Romano.
Yes. It’s the latest from Mega64. From the folks who brought Tetris, River City Ransom, Hitman, Metal Gear and other video game classics to life comes their version of Paperboy. I’m just going to go ahead and inform you all that I have hooked up the old NES in tribute after being reminded of one of the finest NES games around. Make this your must-watch-video of the day. [direct download]
To find more of their videos, check out their website.
Peekaboom! – This game will destroy your whole day and maybe even your night. I wish I were joking but I’ve been playing this game for almost 10 hours and I have developed a love/hate relationship with it. Sure I’ve taken a few breaks but every time I come back to this computer I’m hooked. Friends don’t let friends play Peekaboom, so I suppose it’s a good thing we aren’t friends. [play now]
Nike Shox – Instruments - A trio of joggers make sweet music.
Unique Thai Foods – Maybe this site can interest you in some Roasted Big Crickets or Roasted edible Scorpions.
Daily Show on Scientology – "John Stewart and Steven Colbert tackle Scientology in a screamingly funny segment." (thnx to boing boing)
And now for the "Way Back Playback" link of the day:
Prank Call Time: He’s Kidding! - Yes it’s the legendary Savage prank call. Every time I hear this, I crack up. Yes, It’s about 5 years old and I still laugh hysterically. I figure it’s a nice addition to everyone’s Thursday morning.