Is Kid Rock Having The Best Week Ever?

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When you’ve put out #1 records, dated Pamela Anderson and Jaime Pressly, and spent the best years of your life boozing with an awesomely cool little person, odds are you’ve had some pretty incredible weeks. I’m assuming. Sadly, I can’t tell you from first hand experience.

Well, despite having a ton of good weeks, I think that THIS was Kid Rock’s best week ever. Why? Well, for one, he just started dating porn star Briana Banks, and everybody knows the most exciting time in a relationship is the beginning– even with porn stars! Actually, especially with porn stars! Again, I’m not talking from first hand experience. *Sigh*

So that’s a good start to having a best week ever. But it’s not enough– especially for Kid Rock. What put Kid over the top this week was the fact that he had the opportunity to do what everybody else in the world wants to do (besides ‘a porn star’): He got to call Scott Stapp an idiot. And everybody listened. And everybody published it. That’s gotta feel good.

Well, do you want to know who’s having the best week ever? Is it Kid Rock? Stacy Keibler? Dumb Kids? Robocop? Somebody different entirely? Tune in to VH1 tonight at 11 and all weekend long to find out.

While You Were Blogging Furiously

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  • Jennifer Aniston’s code name for the secret wedding she’s planning with Vince Vaughn is "party". It’s such a secret even he doesn’t know the code
  • WB’S cult hit Charmed been canceled. We told them not to fire Doherty.
  • Sources say NBC’s upcoming show Heroes is going to be the next Lost. Sources are NBC executives.
  • Britney Spears builds Hawaiian bungalow big enough for anyone but Kevin.
  • Keira Knightly endorses Chanel. We love Tyra’s stripper alter-ego too.
  • Tobey Maguire’s girlfriend Jennifer Meyer loves it when her man is fat. And rich. And famous.
  • Isn’t it ironic that Alanis Morissette is with a new man even though she’s engaged to Ryan Reynolds? No that’s not ironic either.

BWE INTERVIEW: Kevin’s Mystery Woman

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She’s blonde, French and she’s been accused of breaking up the otherwise perfect marraige of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Last week 25 year-old French actress SANDY LAKDAR, was photographed hanging on the arm of K-fed at an LA music studio while Britney was away in Hawaii.  But for some reason, no one bothered to ask her what really happened. Enter Best Week Ever’s hard-nosed reporter Piper and her trusty IM’ing skills. Here’s what I decoded through Lakdar’s Fr-english about her relationship with Kevin:

They had met the day they were photographed together. She was interviewing hip hop guru Flii Stylz for a documentary and Kevin was in the studio recording tracks with him. They hung out but for the record:

  • sandy: NOTHING HAPPEN. but who cares the true? everybody feels like they already know me, and everything
  • sandy: they seee a f**king picture and imagine knew me since couple years, and that it’s usual and that im his new gfriends
  • sandy: PEOPLE ARE LIARS AND THEY LIKE LIES
  • piper: oh do you know that britney is supposedly mad about the pictures?
  • sandy: i don’t understand why kevyn said nothing about the fact nothing happened
  • piper: i dont know maybe he wanted to seem like he’s a ‘player’
  • sandy: i can explain to Brtiney that i don’t do anything with his husband
  • piper: or maybe he wants to get rid of britney
  • sandy: im not A TOY

To find out more about Ladkar’s thoughts on Kevin, his music and his wife read the whole IM transcript below…

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The Daily Danza

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On today’s Daily Danza, Tony asks supermodel Gisele Bundchen all the right questions

Oscar Speeches That Never Were

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As this weekend’s Oscar hopefuls are nervously pacing around their mansions in the Hollywood hills, loudly demanding that their high-priced speechwriters make their  prepared statements sound simultaneously smarter, more natural and "kind of but not too political", our friends over at CRACKED have gotten their hands on some Rough Drafts of Past Oscar Acceptance Speeches

Check them out! 

Oscar Week: Get to Know Your Best-Director Nominees

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Match the nominee to a little-known fact (answers after the jump):

1. Ang Lee (Brokeback Mountain) 2. Bennett Miller (Capote) 3. Paul Haggis (Crash) 4. George Clooney (Good Night, and Good Luck) 5. Steven Spielberg (Munich)

A. Owns a pet pig named Max.
B. Had a heart attack while filming his Oscar-nominated movie.
C. While attending NYU, worked on one of Spike Lee‘s student films.
D. Applied to USC Cinema School twice and was turned down both times.
E. Directed The Cruise, a documentary about a double-decker bus tour guide.

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Prank Phone Calls With Flair

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There’s nothing more juvenile than prank phone calls. And using soundboards to make prank phone calls is so 20th century. Finally, everyone in the world has his own impression of Bill Lumbergh from Office Space. So why am I linking to this prank phone call using clips from an Office Space soundboard?  Because it still makes me laugh, and I just can’t help myself. Go here for even more prank calls. If you heard them before, why not listen to them again for the first time?

S’more Lohan

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While you may have seen lots of Lindsay Lohan’s candid pictures on other site, you probably missed the captions since her friend took them down. Like this one.

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We knew Jared Leto was a bad influence on Lindsay. Ever since she hooked up with the Hollywood player, she’s been partying harder than ever before.  But we never imagined he’d get her into s’mores. That sh*t is addictive.

LISTEN UP: Your Daily Dose of the Best Music Ever

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    GvB has a nice little Beck cover of Nick Drake/Volkswagon’s classic, Pink Moon.
  • Yay!  A new Ambulance LTD track from You Ain’t No Picasso!
  • Fluxblog has live cuts from The New Pornographers and Belle & Sebastian, who are currently touring the US together. 
  • A couple of eclectic freak-pop tracks from Love Is All and Wooden Wand & the Vanishing Voice over at Said the Gramophone.
  • It’s Friday, so head on over to Sixeyes and rip open a six-pack of preview tracks from SXSW bands.
  • For those of you who were digging Jon Brion in yesterday’s post, head over to The Rawking Refuses to Stop for some more of my favorite troubador – this time covering Elliot Smith