Poor baby Zahara is feeling her first negative emotion towards her big brother. Jealousy. Maybe she saw all those pictures people were posting on the internet of Maddox‘s Toys R Us shopping spree. Or maybe it’s because he got to spend more time hugging Angelina Jolie‘s chest. Well, whatever set her off made her start a blog in opposition of Maddox’s blog. The battle of the Jolie baby bloggers begins, choose a side and place your bets!
Maddox Jolie Blog vs Zahara Jolie Blog
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Dance like nobody is watching, Take 5
Maybe you’ve seen this before but I’m pretty sure I could watch it every morning for the next 5 years and still laugh. Go white boy, go white boy, GO![link]
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I want my very own pet midget
Look how useful they are. Gas prices are rising and I think this may be the only way to ensure survival of the fittest in the year 2005. Get yourself a pet midget today.[direct video link]
Burn Your Men’s Mags!
"There used to be a time in my life where I could not
wait for my mail to come at the beginning of the month. No, I wasnâ€™t
waiting for my Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder, but rather my
monthly installment of menâ€™s magazines filling up my little apartment
mailbox."[Continue reading] NSFW due to language.
Airport passenger control
This video isn’t in English but I think you’ll grasp what is being said without a translator present.[video link]
Cruelest Parents Ever
I think I would have ran away from home if my parents had pulled such a stunt on me during my tender youth. Maybe we should stop blaming video games and go back to parent bashing, yes?[link]
Mr. Lover. Lover.
One pop star wannabe try-out from "Pop-stars: The Rivals".[link]
Sonic vs Mario
cool Sonic vs Mario flash. This time with armies and no sprites!"[ go play]
And finally, I just hope everyone remembers (women too) that YOU ARE THE MAN. DA MAN.
Oh No They Didn’t has compiled a list of celebrity couples in order of their drastic age differences. Some of these entries are more shocking than others, but lets be honest, being normal just isn’t hot anymore. Old and busted: high school sweethearts. New hotness: Liking them old and wrinkly.[ link ]
As you may have heard, Tara Reid is only now announcing to the world that her boobies didn’t magical grow and that they are indeed fake. This isn’t so much news as it yet again another reason to mock our sweet American Pie princess. Oh how the once ‘mighty hot’ have fallen. It’s just a matter of time before she accepts Hugh Hefner’s offer. Cityrag has more Tara links.[Check it out]
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Playboy finally leaves the stone age and will publish digital edition starting on September 13. 16 year old boys everywhere are rejoicing!
Brad Pitt hires PR guru to announce his romance with Angelina Jolie; as if we didnâ€™t know about it already. Perhaps he should have found another PR representative to talk to other than Tom Cruise’s…just an idea.
MTV might not let Nine Inch Nails sing a political song but they have no problems letting R.Kelly sing at this year’s VMAs. Hmm Interesting, ever wonder what the difference is between them? Nine Inch Nails pisses people off while R. Kelly pisses on people!
Timberlake wins libel damages over claim that he cheated on Cameron
Diaz. Which he didn’t. So be careful not to libel him in the comment section.
True statements only. Like "he’s got a tiny, tiny penis. Minuscule,
Microsoft signs movie deal for Halo – Ebert & Roeper surrender.
Olivia Newton-John’s boyfriend may be alive and scandalous. Cha Cha DiGregorio wanted for questioning.
Renee Zellweger really misses her breasts. So I am going to take a few days off work to help her find them again. They have to be around here somewhere.
And lo, 19 years ago Earnest Goes to Camp was unleashed upon the land.
And it was a troubled time, war, famine, Britney Spears, y’know what I
"If you’ve watched last night’s series-ending episode of Six Feet Under,
you’ll already know that the story line did not end with Claire Fisher
driving to New York in pursuit of an art career. But even if you did
watch the last ten minutes of "Everyone’s Waiting" to see how each
character is to die, I’ll bet you missed some details that were not
available until today. Read on for the scoop." [Continue reading...]
TVSquad gives those of us who are Six Feet Under addicts gives us another taste of the good life. On that note, HBO totally owes me therapy thanks to the last 10 minutes of the finale.
Link goes to a direct download of a promotional video for the Hollywood Reporter’s Key Art Awards. Highly entertaining. I give it 5 stars.[direct video link]
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I want so much to have something witty to say about this picture but I have no words at the moment. I…I…uh…
Nope, nothing. Just enjoy these photos.
Oh and just one more thing… Paris, when interviewing sidekicks, its probably best to take their heads out of the bag before you decide. We don’t want another fiasco like Kimberly Stewart now do we?
[pics thnx to Just Jared]
"Four Brothers star Mark Wahlberg has decided not to go under-the-knife to remove his third
nipple – because he has grown to love it.
The rapper-turned-actor considered having an operation to lose the extra
nipple after all the media attention it attracted."[article]
It’s okay to laugh a little. I think. Well, I laughed and I’ve always believed that having more of something is better than having no nipples…I mean nothing at all. "Rhymes will groove you.
And I’m here to prove to you that we can party on the positive side and pump positive vibes
so come along for the ride!"
Do you feel it? I feel it. Go on, feel the vibration.