Even before Kevin Smith gave his speech at the University of Pennsylvania, where he called Reese Witherspoon a See You Next Tuesday and told anecdotes of Nicole Richie doing blow and nailing good buddy Jason Mewes in a bathroom, the campus was abuzz with anticipation of his arrival. According to an article in the Daily Pennsylvanian, written before the event, organizers predicted his "speech would likely have wide appeal" and expected the speech would be rife with "allusions to Star Wars and New Jersey."
The paper explains the the Mallrats director was chosen by a survey of the student body. After last year’s guest speaker Martin Sheen provided a snoozefest with his discussion about "his commitment to community service," undergrads were committed to scoring a lecturer who would hold their attention for five minutes. Smart move.
You know what, I’m just going to go out on a ledge here and say probably.
You can read why I think Wilmer is having the best week… month… year… life ever, right here.
If you’re like me, you are always mixing up Val Kilmer and Wilmer Valderrama. That’s why we’ve created this game to help you tell them apart. So, try to guess: Kilmer or Wilmer?
- Is part Cherokee Indian.
- Co-owns an Italian restaurant.
- Was romantically linked to Sharon Stone.
- Enjoys scuba diving.
- Has been romantically linked to Paris Hilton.
- Was born in Florida.
- Was 4′ 11" when he entered high school.
- Considered launching his own line of jewelry.
Answers after the jump.
Can you guess who this “former child star” (he or she) is ??
Put your guesses and thoughts in the comments section!! Answer will be revealed tomorrow.
The world’s most famous "Wait, how did that guy get that girl?" dude Wilmer Valderrama (slightly ahead of runner-up, Adam Duritz) went on the Howard Stern Show this morning and spilled his guts about EVERYTHING you’ve ever wanted to know about his sexual conquests. Among the highlights:
–Lindsay Lohan is one of the best girls he’s ever had.
–Ashlee Simpson is incredibly loud.
–The first girl he dated in Hollywood was Ariana Richards… you may remember her as the kid in Jurassic Park.
–On a scale from 1-10, he gives Jennifer Love Hewitt an 8.
–Speaking of the number 8, Fez claims to be "slightly bigger" than 8 inches.
–He got with Mandy Moore when she guested on That 70s Show.
–He’s videotaped himself in bed on more than one occasion, but he’s erased the tapes so they wouldn’t leak onto the internet.
– He’s had two women at once.
–And completely unrelated to all of this, he recently purchased Chuck Norris’ old house.
You know, back when I was a teenager I would say that I’d trade the rest of my life for the rest of Hugh Hefner’s life. I’d like to update my wish. Instead, I’d like to trade the rest of my life for a week of Wilmer Valderrama’s life. It actually doesn’t sound like that bad of a deal.
You can read the entire recap of the Howard Stern Show here. Thanks to The Corsair for the heads up.
One of my favorite things in the world (besides fantasy baseball) is scouring the internet and reading the musings of celebrities. Blogs, editorials, commentaries– if a famous person’s writing it, I’m reading it. What can I say, I’m shallow like that. Well, today we’re going to play a game. I’m going to include a quote from a celebrity’s writings, and you’re going to have to try to guess who said it. Here we go:
"Tagalongs" are peanut butter cookies. I like peanut butter and I like cookies but I’ve never liked peanut butter cookies.
Okay, so who’s rambling about girl scout cookies today? Is it:
a) 60 Minutes curmudgeon Andy Rooney
b) Deal or No Deal host/ neatfreak Howie Mandel
c) Fan of both cookies and girl scouts, Rosie O’Donnell
d) The adorable Mandy Moore
Who do you think said it? Find out the answer by clicking below.
The Daily News reports today that Kirsten Dunst and SNL’s Andy Samberg may be making sweet, mock-rap music together. According to gossip-monger Ben Widdicombe,"Celeb spotters saw the two Monday at Los Angeles’ Hotel Cafe… "They were hugging and cuddling during the show," says a witness."
It’s hard to gage how accurate this info is, based on the fact that Widdicombe refers to Samberg as Adam not Andy. But if it is true, Samberg will have large cuts of beef to squash with Lazy Sunday co-conspirator Chris Parnell–who, according this old-school SNL video, both rapped humorously and professed undying love for Kirsten Dunst, years before Samberg ever bit on the teat of Lorne Michaels.
Something horrible has happened to our beloved pro-life Britney Statue. Click below to take a look. Honestly… I did not see this one coming.