Who You Gonna Call for Ghostbusters 3?


Ghostbusters I Watch Stuff reports that Ghostbusters 3 is rumored to be in the works. According to writer and original Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd has already written a script, entitled Ghostbusters in Hell, and wants Ben Stiller to star. The film will take place in hell. And guess what hell looks like? Says Ramis, “it looks just like New York, but it’s hell–everything’s grid locked; no cars are moving and all the drivers are swearing at each other in different foreign languages. No two people speak the same language. It’s all the worst things about modern urban life, just magnified.”

While it sounds like Ramis and Akroyd are on board, there’s no reason to bother making another Ghostbusters if the main Ghostbuster isn’t on board. Come on, Ernie Hudson, just look at the script.

Mike Britt is… Captain Save A White Girl!


Somebody had to step up and help out poor Lindsay Lohan after she was attacked by the slimy Brandon Davis. Thankfully, Captain Save A White Girl is here.

Captain Save A White Girl- making the world safe for attractive white women everywhere!

SIZZLER: Revenge of the Lohan


lohan-hilton-sidekicks.jpgThe fallout from the Brandon Davis/Paris Hilton Paparazzi Video heard ’round the world continues, as Lindsay Lohan, never one to be out-tabloided, ruthlessly fights back against her detractors. First of all, she made sure to spend last night very publicly making out with Starving Nachos, Paris’ recent ex-boyfriend. And now she’s suddenly agreed to appear in an independent film called Bill, which is about a man whose wife has a fling with a local newscaster that ends up being broadcast over the Internet. Hmm, who else do we know whose filmed “fling” became the stuff of Internet legend? Could Lohan actually be playing Paris in a movie? Only time will tell, but the knives are most definitely out.

Why Working at Vh1 Is AWESOME


Working here at the Vh1 Offices has a number of perks – access to almost every music video ever made, frequent celeb sightings, complimentary magazine subscriptions, and so on and so forth. But today in our break room, I witnessed something that trumps all those things, a sight that left me struck with wonder and awe, infinitely grateful that I am one of lucky few individuals privy to such unspeakable majesty. THIS veggie tray sat unassumingly on the counter, next to our water cooler:


Bet you’ve never seen that at your job.

While You Were Destroying the Sanctity of Marriage


  • Tyra Banks has a moustache. And it isn’t an undercover disguise.
  • Pat Robertson threatens U.S. with a tsunami. He’ll do it, don’t test him.
  • John Stamos reveals his sexual exploits and says he and Rebecca Romijn lied about being together at the X-men 2 premiere. Confuses Howard Stern Show for confession.
  • Lindsay Lohan should have flossed. Paris’s liver is stuck in her teeth.
  • Ricky Gervais is water-bombed by a gang of students. No that’s not British slang.
  • Runaway Bride’s wedding is officially off. Couldn’t see that coming.
  • Bruce Willis is getting cozy with young co-star Tamara Feldman. Now Ashton will have some company at the kiddie table.
  • Paul McCartney may lose one quarter of his fortune in the divorce. Still has just enough to retire comfortably.

UPGRADE/DOWNGRADE: Let’s Play the Feud!


parislindsay2.JPGYou’ve probably noticed that a new celebrity catfight has broken out approximately every ten minutes this week. There must be something in the water out in Hollywood, because I haven’t seen this much widespread animosity since that pink “mood slime” turned everyone in NYC against each other in Ghostbusters II. Sometimes the fighting is justified, and we absolutely love every second of it! – Upgrade! Other times it’s just boooooooooring – Downgrade!

Tell us what you think!

BWE: We Love Our Readers


We love receiving emails from our readers. This one was sent by a guy named Brandon D. from Los Angeles, California. The guy apparently has a thing for mariachi bands (click on the picture to make it bigger.) Thanks a lot Brandon!
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SIZZLER: Products of Sheen-Richards Divorce


denise-zoo7.jpgRemember Charlie Sheen’s kid’s clothing line Sheen Kidz which debuted a few weeks ago –on the same day his wife got a restraining order against him? Sure Denise really pissed Charlie off, by sabotaging his fashion dreams. But she was just getting started. Now she’s starting her own kid’s clothing line to compete with Sheen Kidz called Kidtoure debuting this summer that will feature novelty t-shirts for girls up to 10 years old. So not only are they dragging their own kids into one of the messiest divorces in history, now every kid in the mall is going to have to choose between the two of them. You know how this is going to end: Sheen Kidz will be worn every other weekend, under supervision.