While You Were Thanking Mario for the Add



Guns N’ Roses Album Delay: An Infographic


Infographic-Guns-N-C.article.jpgThanks to The Onion, now we finally know why Axl’s taken so damn long to finish up Chinese Democracy. Surprisingly, “Living in fear of another Tommy Hilfiger attack” is not on the list. You can see the full infographic by clicking the thumbnail now.

PROPPED: Mario On MySpace


It’s nice to know that Mario and Luigi have the same MySpace dilemmas as the rest of us. In the next installment, I hope they tackle the issue of when exactly you’re obligated to update your status to “in a relationship.”

Thanks to GeoffreyG for Dropping this. Now go ahead and Submit something of your own!

(Related: BWE’s own “thanks for the add” t-shirt in glorious blue.)

Funniest Photoshop I’ve Seen All Week



What’s that? It’s not a photoshop? Tom Cruise is seriously the person Premiere Magazine chose as the “the most powerful actor in the world”? I suppose their criteria must have had more to do with his ability to consistently draw the ridicule of the media than it did with the fact that his latest bloated blockbuster explosion-fest hardly turned a stateside profit…

SIZZLER: Paris Thinks Rod’s Daughter is Sexy


pariskimParis Hilton recently told the press she has a new crush on Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly Stewart. She told Britain’s Top of the Pops magazine: “Kimberly is hysterical. She’s six feet tall, blonde, beautiful and has luscious blue eyes. She’s hot. I feel so comfortable with her and I can just act like myself.” Rumor has it, Paris hasn’t felt like this about anyone since she fell in love with her own reflection.

The Story of Shiloh’s Namibity


nativity.jpgThis is for all of you who have been dying for some answers about the true story of how Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie, Brangelina’s only begotten son daughter, came into the world:

One day about 2000 years ago 9 months ago, an Angel of the Lord Agent of the CAA called Gabriel Ari told Mary Angelina Jolie she would have a very special baby that she should call Jesus Shiloh.

Mary Angelina married boned Joseph Brad Pitt and took him to Bethlehem Namibia so they could pay their taxes a self-affirming visit to poor people. Mary Angelina was expecting to have her baby very soon.
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LISTEN UP: BWE’s Daily Dose of the Best Music Ever


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  • Thom Yorke has leaked all over the place! Like on Analogue Digital! Ewwwww.
  • It’s 1996 all over again at Looking At Them. “6th Avenue Heartache” by The Wallflowers, “Natural One” by Folk Implosion, Nada Surf’s “Popular” and so much more. I love the 90’s.
  • Hey, so speaking of VH1’s second favorite decade, Scatter o’ Light has some live Oasis.
  • Girlpants posted a mix that features a bunch of songs about girls… and “Lola.” So if you like The Lucksmiths, The Ditty Bops, Weezer or The Mountain Goats, head over there now.
  • And finally, Nick Cave covering Pulp over at The Smudge of Ashen Fluff is just that– Nick Cave covering Pulp. You can’t go wrong with that.

Meet the New Kevin F.


KFedOptBlog.jpgAfter a few rain in spains and a shower, My Fair K-Fed has cleaned himself up… for an Item Magazine Photoshoot. While this new look is only temporary and presumably ironic, we’re sure he’ll keep it up if enough people like and if he thinks it will earn him more money. (he’ll also tell you anything you want to know about Britney for a couple bucks extra)

So tell us, which Kevin Federline do you prefer? K-fed or Baron Von Kevin Federline III?

See more pictures of the new Kevin at US Weekly’s blog.

While You Were Checking Out Namibia on Expedia



  • Madonna is apparently the new face of cheap-but-stylish clothing designer H&M. The store’s letters will remain the same, but their meaning will be altered to represent it’s new brand – “Has-been” & “Menopausal”.
  • Jon Bon Jovi : “We won’t turn into the rolling stones.” Anyone with the ability to hear: “We know.”
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly filming their experiences in Namibia for a documentary to be released at some point in the future. It will be entitled Out of Africa? Never!.
  • Liz Taylor says she doesn’t have Alzheimer’s. She does, however, have alcohol. Lots of it.
  • According to AICN, Natalie Portman will appear naked in her next film, Goya’s Ghost. According to my brain, I will be seeing Natalie Portman’s next film, Goya’s Ghost.