But Mom, It’s For A Good Cause!

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A group of 17 year old girls from Eitorf, Germany stripped for a fund-raising calender in order to raise money for their end of year dance.

The girls came up with the idea after the school announced it did not have any money left to pay for one. Headmaster Werner Teubler, 55, said: "I was not happy when I heard what the girls were doing, but you can’t control what they do in their free time."

On a related note, the school has dropped it’s junior and senior math requirements to provide more free time for its students.

Corn Flakes: Your Essential Inessentials

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  • Marilyn Manson is set to play Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll in an upcoming movie. It’ll be the first time Manson ventures through the looking glass as opposed to just snorting rails off it.
  • Lucy Liu is touring Pakistan. Specifically areas of the country that were shaken like a polaroid picture.
  • Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is set to star as herself in the upcoming film Poseidon. No word yet on whether her lovely lady lumps will make a cameo.
  • Katie Holmes fears for her unborn baby, proving that maybe… just maybe… there’s hope for her yet.
  • Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq next year as a troop commander. Let’s just hope he packs the right uniform.
  • Destiny’s Child reunites! Ladies, how are we supposed to miss you if you don’t go away?
  • Brad Pitt wants a gay movie role. Actually, wait. Brad Pitt starred in Meet Joe Black. That should read "Brad Pitt wants another gay movie role."

Two Women, Unafraid

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Last night, activist Cindy Sheehan was arrested for Unlawful Conduct by Capitol police when she wore an anti-war slogan T-shirt to the State of the Union Address.

In related news, actress Eva Longoria was charged with bitchy conduct by Team Aniston when she wore an "I’ll Have Your Baby Brad" Tshirt while shopping on Melrose.

Both women argue for freedom of expression and the desperate desire to reach an audience who may not otherwise be listening.

Read more…

Sizzler: More TomKat PDA

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According to the newest issue of Star Magazine, "Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, who made a special appearance at the techfest, couldn’t bear to be apart for a moment." "They gave each other little goodbye kisses when they would separate, even for a few feet," says the source.

Meanwhile, other sources close to the couple tell Best Week Ever that it was in fact Katie’s electric collar that was responsible for the couple’s proximity.

Your Tauntaun or Mine?

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Have you ever wondered whether it’s possible to “drive a Podracer at 900 mph or more without a windshield or face mask”? Or if you could you survive a “50-foot fall into a snow bank”? Or could you “avoid freezing to death in a blizzard overnight by gutting a dead animal like a tauntaun and getting into its carcass?”

You can find out here.

(Thanks to Slashdot)