Every day we’re getting closer and closer to K-Fed’s album, Playing With Fire, but we still have no clue what it’s going to look like. If Nathan G is correct, it’s going to involve Kevin emerging from the famous Britney Statue with a handful of Benjamins. Sounds about right to me. But what do YOU think the album cover is going to look like? Email your submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org. Our favorite ones will get a prize. Good luck, and PapaZao!
We’re sure Ellen Pompeo puts her heart into portraying Meredith Grey on Grey’s Anatomy. And after years of struggling as an actress, we know she wants to keep her job. So we’ll just chalk up this recent interview Pompeo did with Buffalo News, to ‘having a bad day.’
The interview starts with Pompeo explaining her role on the show: “I just show up and say my lines. There’s no collaboration on the characters and the writing.”
She goes on to enthuse: “This is a 9-to-5 job. I have to show up and say what they write. ”
Pompeo continues to show passion for her job after the jump.
If you haven’t seen it, check out “Go Away” by Dustball at Cookie Dough Records. Really funny stuff. Of course, I disagree with the message; the last thing I want to happen is for Paris and Lindsay and K-Fed and Ashlee to go away. Who would we have to make fun of? I don’t even want to think about it.
Richard Hatch, the very first winner of Survivor, was sentenced to four years and three months in federal prison for tax evasion, after failing to give the government their part of his million dollar winnings. Richard better start thinking up some of his famous “strategy” for surviving life in the clink. I’d suggest “forming an alliance” by offering himself as a girlfriend to “Tacklebox”, the 325-pound man-eating violent offender on his block. It would also probably not be a good idea for Richard to walk around bare-ass naked like he did when he was on the show, as Jeff Probst is not going to be here to bail him out this time. Additionally, I’d think about using the remainder of my winnings to buy as many cartons of cigarettes as possible, to be later used for bribing my way out of undesired rapings (make sure to hide them from Tacklebox!).
Will Richard be able to “Outwit, Outplay and Outlast” the brutal conditions of America’s penal system long enough to be a true Survivor? Find out this fall on CBS when producer Mark Burnett presents his latest reality show hit – American Prison Bitch!
Driving with the baby on the lap didn’t work and neither did the broken high-chair. But Britney hasn’t given up yet.
USE YOUR MOUSE TO SCROLL OVER THE PICTURE to see what we’ve gathered from the pop star’s most recent attempt to put Sean Preston in harm’s way.
Mandy Moore has spoken out against ex- boyfriend Wilmer Valderamma’s claims that her took her virginity. Valderramma boasted to Howard Stern last month that he was the first to sleep with the singer-actress and also claimed to have had sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Moore called Valderamma’s claim “utterly tacky, not even true…it hurt my feelings because I like him.”
Mandy wasn’t the only actress to deny the V-man’s claim. Jennifer Love Hewitt also categorically denied ever having sex with Valderamma. So we guess Ashlee and Lindsay will be denying they ever slept with Wilmer too, right? Ashlee? Lindsay? Guys?
- Neiles Life has posted every single mp3 from the May 5th Radiohead show in Copenhagen. It’s just like seeing them live! Kinda.
- Music is Art has three versions of “This Must Be Place”– The original Talking Heads track, and covers by the Arcade Fire and the Counting Crows. I’ll let you decide which one is the coolest.
- You need four remixes of the song of the summer– Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy.” Thankfully, Awesome Until Proven Guilty has them for you. Whew.
- Has your iPod been Deee-Lite free for too long? Well, that’s about to change. Looking At Them has 5 Deee-Lite tracks up today. I had no idea they had more than one song.
- Jack White isn’t the only cool mofo in The Raconteurs. Meet Brendan Benson. Head on over to Sixeyes and download a six-pack of fantastic pop music.
MTV News recently, inexplicably, released this story entitled “10 Actors Who Can Take a Folding Chair to the Face”. The list includes such Hollywood heavyweights as Hulk Hogan from Rocky III, Terry Funk from Road House (amazing movie, by the way), and The Rock from Be Cool. While this list is all well and good, I went a little further by creating a list called “5 Actors I WISH Would Take a Folding Chair to the Face”, including hypothetical scenarios outlining how I’d like this to be accomplished.
We read about J.Lo being pregnant a couple of days ago. But honestly, ever since the dissemination of the first Bennifer, news about J.Lo hasn’t had the same punch. For example, the tell-tale signs that she’s pregnant are that she’s not coloring her hair and she’s not drinking. Snoozeville. According to In Touch, she and Marc have been “nothing but smiles” because this certainly wasn’t a surprise. Now she’s even taking more vitamins and “eating iron-rich foods such as spinach.” I’m sorry I just fell asleep while I was writing this post. Jeez, let’s just hope she has a stormy relationship with her baby…
On Friday night at LA’s Hyde nightclub, Lindsay and Paris had it out. Hilton’s representative Elliot Mintz explains, “Paris was having a conversation with a couple of friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak to Lindsay…A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table.”
Sources say the root of the problem is that Lindsay name-dropped Paris during publicity of Just My Luck. Others suggest it has to do with Lindsay’s recent succession of boyfriends, ie: Stavros and Paris Latsis or the recent charity event where Lindsay catwalked with Paris’ enemy Nicole Richie. But we’d like to think it all comes back to Aaron Carter.