Reports surfaced that Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth were breaking up because they were just too busy to make the relationship work. Pre-â€œPopoZaoâ€ Kevin Federline was given a metrosexual makeover for a shoot for Details. Mike Piazza silenced the whispers by marrying former Playboy Playmate and Baywatch star, Alicia Rickter. Finally, Tara Reid asked Ellen DeGeneres to help her find her Mr. Right. Hereâ€™s hoping that this year Tara finds him!
Guess who the Gallery Of The Absurd is going after today.
Answer after the jump.
In this weekly feature, we give you the lowdown on upcoming TV shows still in development
Reality: Mark Burnett teaming with AOL to create Gold Rush!, a reality treasure hunt featuring contestants searching for hidden riches across the United States, aided by clues placed throughout the AOL network on sites including Moviefone.com, MapQuest.com and AIM.com. Translation: Amazing Race with Even More Product Placements
Variety: Comedy Central has ordered six episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program, with an air date set for this summer. Silverman’s character life is told thru a series of scripted scenes and songs. Comedy Central has ordered six episodes. Translation: The Dave Chapelle Show re-imagined with a white Jewish girl
Drama: ABC is looking at a project which would be the episodic version of the film Mr. and Mrs. Smith, from Regency TV. The film, of course, starred Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who were both assassins. The pilot will be written by Simon Kinberg, who also wrote the film. Translation: Canceled after Jill Henessey and Grant Show are cast as leads.
Here’s the complete list:
Best Picture: â€¢ Brokeback Mountain â€¢ Capote â€¢ Crash â€¢ Good Night, and Good Luck. â€¢ Munich
Best Director: â€¢ Ang Lee, Brokeback Mountain â€¢ Bennett Miller, Capote â€¢ Paul Haggis, Crash â€¢ George Clooney, Good Night, and Good Luck. â€¢ Steven Spielberg, Munich
Best Actor: â€¢ Philip Seymour Hoffman, Capote â€¢ Terence Howard, Hustle & Flow â€¢ Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain â€¢ Joaquin Phoenix, Walk the Line â€¢ David Strathairn, Good Night, and Good Luck.
Best Actress: â€¢ Judi Dench, Mrs. Henderson Presents â€¢ Felicity Huffman, Transamerica â€¢ Keira Knightley, Pride & Prejudice â€¢ Charlize Theron, North Country â€¢ Reese Witherspoon, Walk the Line
Best Supporting Actor: â€¢ George Clooney, Syriana â€¢ Matt Dillon, Crash â€¢ Paul Giamatti, Cinderella Man â€¢ Jake Gyllenhaal, Brokeback Mountain â€¢ William Hurt, A History of Violence
Best Supporting Actress: â€¢ Amy Adams, Junebug â€¢ Catherine Keener, Capote â€¢ Frances McDormand, North Country â€¢ Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardener â€¢ Michelle Williams, Brokeback Mountain
See what your favorite celebrities would look like if they weren’t exponentially superior to us in form and spirit.
(P.S. Is it mandatory to have at least one Shrek photo in every photoshop contest?)
Janet Reno was caught singing “Respect” by Aretha Franklin. That’s one of the hardest karaoke songs there is, so I have to hand it to her for being such a good sport.
Remember the phone you thought you’d have by 2006?
Now that it’s here it feels rather dated. (thanks endgadet)
The legend may not live on, but the song does. Enjoy:
Pat Benatar’s Invincible (thanks popbytes!)
From the Sumter (South Carolina) Item:
"Sumter, Clarendon Against Berkeley Membership in Water Agency"