Olympic snowboarder Shaun White, AKA the Flying Tomato, did what every little boy dreams of when he took home the gold at Bungalow 8. On a night when anything could happen and all odds were against him –White surpassed established players like Johnathan Rys Myers and Jared Leto to score himself one very elusive Lindsay Lohan. Elated but exhausted he later told press: "Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time. It was a trip." White’s advice to skinny redheaded teens throughout the country is just to follow your dreams(even the sticky ones).
To deal with all those Tivo and DVR users who fast forward through commercials, KFC has made an ad with a secret message that is "encoded such that it is only visible while the commercial is being
fast-forwarded watched in slow motion." KFC is also "offering a free sandwich to those who can regurgitate the hidden phrase." Of course you also will likely regurgitate the free sandwich too, but it’s still a good idea.
Thanks to Engadget!
Today’s POST SHOW, "Persons", features a hard, cold look into an Orwellian celebrity future that might be closer than we think.
Be sure to look out for the special cameo from Best Week Ever’s own Pete Holmes!
HEADLINE: "Mutant Chickens Grow Full Set of Teeth" (Fox News)
FUTURE PURCHASE: The HomePub draft beer system. (via Double Viking)
CUSTOMER SERVICE IMPROVEMENT: Automated Taco Bell ordering. Wonder if they programmed the machines to mispronounce the menu items. (Flickr)
TURKISH DELIGHT: The offical Brokeback Mountain poster literally translated to "Faggot Cowboys" in Turkey. (Screenhead)
STUPID HIPPIE SAN FRANCISCO IDEA: Conducting an experiment to turn dog waste into power. (Reuters)
DATED CATCHPHRASE I WANT TO BRING BACK: Schwing!
RANDOM BLOG POST: Some dude’s hilarious list of Johnny Weir’s "Weirisms". (How was your day, Dan?)
Charlie’s favorite Angel (well, Top 3 anyway) celebrated her 31st birthday today. We know you probably want to wish her a happy b-day, so we decided to make things easy for you. Thanks to the magic of creative googling, and creative photoshopping, you’re just a couple of short steps away from wishing Drew a happy 31st.
Here’s all you have to do: save the Birthday Card we made to your desktop. Print it up, and mail it to:
Creative Artists Agency
9830 Wilshire Boulevard
Beverly Hills, CA 90212-1825
Happy Birthday Drew! And keep on keepin’ on.
Gorillamask has a really funny video of the best of the last year’s hilarious "Unnecessary Censorship" segments from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Check it out!
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