If you’re anywhere near an Internet Connection (and the fact that you’re reading this tells me you are), you have undoubtedly noticed the World Wide Web-wide anticipation for a new movie called Snakes on a Plane. If you find yourself confused over what all this hubub is about, and why people would get so excited about a movie that doesn’t even come out until August, and why there are snakes on a plane, check out this handy list of Snakes on a Plane FAQs from our friends at CRACKED.
But I still think the only thing you REALLY need to know is that there are snakes. On a plane.
You’ve probably heard by now that the National Enquirer has some pictures of what is reported to be Whitney Houston‘s bathroom. The condition of the sink is pretty sad, with drug paraphernalia, beer cans, and general filth. This may or may not be her sink, but now that the story is out, most people will believe the Enquirer. I’ve been a fan of Whitney’s for a long time, so I feel like I have to stick up for her. That’s why I’m posting these BWE Exclusive pictures of what may or may not be the offices of the National Enquirer. Let’s see how they like it! (Pictures after the jump.)
Here are a few pictures of Las Vegas‘ Josh Duhamel hiding from
the paparazzi his girlfriend, Fergie.
I mean come on, this is pretty blatant. There’s not one clean shot of his face!
Listen Josh, we’ve all hooked up with people we probably shouldn’t have, but you can’t hide from your friends forever. Eventually, somebody’s going to see you out with her and you’re going to have to ‘fess up. So stop hiding. Please.
You can see more pictures of Fergie from her birthday party, and more pictures of Josh Duhamel hiding from his friends and loved ones, by clicking below.
Adriana Lima was all over the place last week when she revealed to GQ magazine that she was still a virgin. Because, you know, I guess only ugly people are supposed to be virgins.
Well, in case you were wondering how a beautiful 24-year-old virgin (who also happens to be a Victoria’s Secret model) spends her day, you need wonder no more. Here’s a little video taken at her GQ photo shoot.
So how does she spend her day? Half naked and writhing in the desert surrounded by a bunch of muscular dudes who take turns fondling and dry humping her, naturally. How else would she spend it?
Watch the video here.
In honor of Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Friends With Money, premiering in theaters April 7th, about a woman who works as a maid to make ends meet, we decided to show you how Jennifer Aniston makes ends meet in real life:
German Dutch Beer Commercials.
P.S. that’s awesome if you’ve seen this before, no need to comment.
(thanks for the tip ONTD)
Ain’t It Cool News has the scoop on Basic Instinct 2. Basically, if you thought that the over the-top-trailer suggested that the movie was "going to be another Showgirls, another trip into a hypnotically unbelievable sex romp with a budget" you will be very disappointed. In fact
…if youâ€™ve seen the internet â€˜trailerâ€™, then youâ€™ve actually seen 75% more sex than is actually in the film. Virtually every frame of sex and nudity that appears in Basic Instinct 2, youâ€™ve already seen. Let that sink in for a moment. Iâ€™ll wait.
Yes, there are exactly three sex scenes in this movie. One with a single nipple and some bobbing man ass. Another with a single nipple and some bobbing man ass. And a third, with two exposed nipples, and yes, dare I say it, more bobbing man ass. That semi hot looking threesome in the â€˜trailerâ€™? Never actually appears in the film – the third person in that three-wayâ€¦never actually appears in the film. And outside of the sex, there is one, single, gratuitous nude scene. Of Sharon Stone. All told, there is perhaps 20-30 seconds of actual sexual content in this film.
So now you can wait until it comes to HBO OnDemand. Get your fast-forward/pause finger ready, gentlemen.
Today it’s been reported that Nick Lachey is hooking up with TV host Vanessa Minnillo. The two were spotted getting "hot and heavy" in a curtained off section of a hotel bar in New York the other night. But yesterday he was linked to Kristin Chenoweth, and last week it was Kristen Cavallari, and before that Alyssa Milano and Miss Kentucky and Cheryl from Dancing with the Stars. So consider this an official call for all Nick hook-ups. If you have been or plan to be linked to Lachey, now is the time to step forward. We can’t keep doing this everyday.
The guys over at College Humor aren’t just providing you with really cool links and pictures of drunk girls taking off their shirts anymore (although, honestly, that would have been enough.) Now they’re also putting together an awesome online television show.
BWE stars Judah Friedlander (of JudahFriedlander.com) and Nick Kroll dropped by to help them out with their first episode. Watch the video right now to see the sage advice they offered. I don’t know where we’d be without these guys.