Billy Gets Toxic

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I had a dream… that one day somebody would successfully mix the video for Billy Joel’s "Uptown Girl" with Britney Spears’ "Toxic." Today is that day.

Watch the video here. And be amazed by the fact that this video was shot just 20 years ago. How far we’ve come.

Thighs Wide Movies 2005

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The Thighmaster saw a butt-load of movies this year (yeah, that’s right, I said butt-load) so you didn’t have to. Now that Awards season is upon us, the man has compiled a list a thousand times better than anything the Academy could ever come up with. Check it out here– everything from the bestest to the wurstest to the Worlds Most Pointless Movie About Sewing. Everything’s accounted for. Thank you Thighmaster. Thank you.

It Takes Different Strokes

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Thanks to yesterday’s ridiculous Steelers-Colts game, I still have football on the mind. Maybe that’s why John Madden singing the theme to Different Strokes is making me laugh right now. Well, it’s either that or the fact that I’m really hungover and just about anything would crack me up.

Listen to the song here. And get me a Tylenol.

Sulu Nation in da’ House!

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George Takai is everywhere this week– siriusly. Well, we got him! That’s right, watch Best Week Ever tonight at 11 to get your Sulu fix.

Who’s having the first best week ever of 2006? There’s only one way to find out. Tune in tonight.

Conan The Destroyer

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What happens when you put the brilliant Steven Colbert next to the amazing Conan O’Brien? The highest of high comedy.

Learn why Rosa Parks was overrated right here.

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Brilliant. Thank you Gorillamask. Thank you.

For My Next Trick…

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I don’t think these two are dating. No way. I think Nicole is just part of Steve-O’s act now. So, what’s he going to do?

  • staple her to his ass?
  • snort her?
  • put her in a shopping cart and roll it into a wall?
  • get a tattoo of her on his inner thigh?

I guess we’ll just have to get the next Steve-O DVD to find out.

More pics of Steve-O and Nicole here, at A Socialite’s Life.