SIZZLER: Could Claymaniacs Support A Pedophiliac?


clayaiken.jpgI’m not really sure why, but ever since Clay Aiken first graced the American Idol stage, there have been persistent and pesky rumors about his sexual preferences. But no matter how straight the kid seems, he can’t seem to shake the gay rumors, from reports of romantic liasons with a military man to this story from Queer Planet, the most trusted source for all the planet’s queer going-ons, alleging that one of Clay’s man-lovers was also underage, and plans on talking to the press! Can’t Captain Hetero ever catch a break?

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PROPPED: Bands on the Run


bandsontherun.jpgRemember VH1’s Bands on the Run, the show that challenged four unsigned bands to duke it out for a record label deal? We don’t either. Here at VH1 were haven’t yet fallen in love with 2001. But if yuppiepunk is any sign of what’s cooking our development department, Michael Ian Black will be reminiscing about the winning band Flickerstick in no time. For now, check out this update of where they are now. Or stop by the Firewater Bar and Grill in Dallas to see Flickerstick in the flesh.

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Cruise: “But, Pirating Is Wrong!”


cruisethumbsup.jpgAs Tom Cruise was walking out of LA’s Scientology Center, feeling renewed and invigorated after his latest audit, his newfound tranquility was tragically cut short when a deranged, misguided Ethan Hunt fan approached him seeking an autograph – on a bootleg copy of M:I3! After his initial horror subsided, Cruise immediately lept into action, giving the wayward cinema enthusiast an impromptu lesson on the laws governing copyrighted entertainment, raising his voice and snarling, “NO, this is wrong… wrong, wrong, WRONG!”.

After personally – personally – doing his part to battle movie piracy, Cruise dragged the offender back into the Scientology center where the man’s negative illegal-downloading thetans were dutifully removed.

It’s May 19th; What’s up?


tv set4.jpgOkay, so let’s break this weekend down, shall we? Tonight we have the final episode of Conviction, the season finale of Numb3rs, and the conclusion of the 16th season of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Yep, apparently that show is still on the air. Who knew?

Saturday night we’re blessed with the MTV movie All You’ve Got starring Ciara and the NBC movie… wait for it… 10.5: Apocalypse! Terrifying! Later in the evening the season finale of SNL airs, with host Kevin Spacey and musical guest Nelly Furtado. Not bad.

Sunday is insane. We have a 90-minute Family Guy finale, a 2-hour Desperate Housewives finale, and, yes, another night of 10.5: Apocalypse! Throw in The Sopranos and Big Love and that’s far too much television for one person to handle. So what are YOU watching this weekend? Vote now!

While You Were Taking Your Profile Off



  • Charlie Sheen’s online date reveals that he’s a pervert.But would a pervert have a kid’s clothing line?
  • Russell Crowe’s got a new band, “Ordinary Fear of God.” Still grunts.
  • Superman is invisible at Cannes. Maybe he’s just flying above the clouds.
  • Sean Preston is the cutest baby in Hollywood according to a poll. But how long can he coast on good looks for?
  • Amazing Race’s Ray and Yolanda get engaged. But their reality show ended 2 days ago, so they’re dead to us.
  • Mariah Carey is linked to mafia case. Her high-pitched voice used as a form of torture.
  • Howard Stern rips into Brandon Davis. A nation cheers.

…Of The Day


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  • BAD ACTING PERFORMANCE: This college baseball player, who makes you wish he was hit by the pitch. (Deadspin)
  • REASON TO RIDE A HOG: Cityrag’s photographs from a Harley gathering in upstate NY (Cityrag)
  • BOOZING CELEBRITY: Elisha Cuthbert. It’s nice to see somebody other than Lindsay and Paris go out and have fun. (Hollyscoop)
  • AUSTRALIAN COMMERCIAL: A Paris look-alike drinks Ocean Spray out of a colonic tube. Best thing out of Australia since Yahoo Serious (YouTube)



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Who You Gonna Call for Ghostbusters 3?


Ghostbusters I Watch Stuff reports that Ghostbusters 3 is rumored to be in the works. According to writer and original Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd has already written a script, entitled Ghostbusters in Hell, and wants Ben Stiller to star. The film will take place in hell. And guess what hell looks like? Says Ramis, “it looks just like New York, but it’s hell–everything’s grid locked; no cars are moving and all the drivers are swearing at each other in different foreign languages. No two people speak the same language. It’s all the worst things about modern urban life, just magnified.”

While it sounds like Ramis and Akroyd are on board, there’s no reason to bother making another Ghostbusters if the main Ghostbuster isn’t on board. Come on, Ernie Hudson, just look at the script.

Mike Britt is… Captain Save A White Girl!


Somebody had to step up and help out poor Lindsay Lohan after she was attacked by the slimy Brandon Davis. Thankfully, Captain Save A White Girl is here.

Captain Save A White Girl- making the world safe for attractive white women everywhere!