Shut up. Shut up. Shut the hellup. If I hear just one more person talk about how great the movie Sideways is, I’m going to snap. Scratch that. I’ve already snapped, I’ve purchased a gun, and my finger is just aching to pull the trigger on the next person who gives praise to that complete waste of two hours that they have the balls to call
Haven’t you always wondered what could have made the film Sideways better? I didn’t. But the National Lampoon guys did…and now that I’ve read this, I agree with them completely.[link]
Looks like that was a fistful of fun for the Koopa King…[watch now]
(Takes a while to load but it’s totally worth it.)
This is Jason.
Jason wants to show you his tootsie roll. Unfortunately he is totally not talking about the candy. That much I’m sure of…[watch now]
It’s Free Icecream day at Starbucks…
It’s an icecream social. On June 29th a Starbucks near you will be sharing….
Starbucks, enough is enough already. We like you. Stop putting out albums, stop letting us surf the internet for free, stop giving out free icecream, just stop being so gosh-darn-nice all the time. You are like that friend who lets people walk all over them and eventually we are going to get bored and we are going to take all your crap and go hang out with Dunkin Donuts because he’s a little more dangerous.
…and we like our coffee served with a little bit of danger. [Free icecream today]
Tom Cruise confessed he doesn’t like sex outside a relationship because he finds it "confusing". He has a hard time figuring out who’s supposed to be the woman.
Starbucks is selling bootleg Bob Dylan coffee house recordings… coincidentally, recorded in other coffee houses.
USDA fails to find the cause of the tiger attack on Roy Horn. Oh HEY, USDA! You want to know why the tiger attacked Horn? It’s…because he’s a f***king TIGER.
Christopher Walken says that a good marriage is based on timekeeping. Of course, anybody would pay more attention to their watch if that uncomfortable piece of metal was up their ass for two years.
Fox News thinks a "new watergate" would be unlikely due to today’s journalistic ethics regarding unnamed sources. In other news, apparently Fox News has journalistic ethics. Who knew?
Jennifer Aniston may quit Hollywood to pursue other interests such as fashion, hair styling and particle physics.
Mexico to let citizens cast votes by mail. What could possibly go wrong?
Lance Armstrong is all set to launch his own clothing line. The French have already demanded drug tests for all seamstresses involved.
J-Lo campaign not working well in Africa, as young girls are trying to lose their posteriors. And Sir Mix-a-Lot weeps.. a-lot.
I have a confession….I love Cameron Crowe Movies.
I’m a Total Sucker for Them. Yes, even Vanilla Sky (Seriously it’s good-it’s like an intelligent Sci-Fi Film-Watch it Again!)
Here’s a Short List of Some of the Good and Bad Ways Cameron Crowe has Affected Me
1.) He’s made me appreciate and sing along with Elton John more than I probably ever wanted to.
2.) The way I see it he owes me roughly $750 for my brief (albeit expensive) fascination with Kickboxing and my purchase of a ridiculous large Boom Box. [keep reading here]
Wow, Paul must be sincere if he even likes Vanilla Sky. Did anybody like Vanilla Sky???
Who misses the drunk ‘punk rocker’ Avril from Canada? I do. (first link NSFW)
New engagement ring pictures:
You can find more here.
Link thanks to:
Pro bassist Jean Baudin, famous for his tapping technique, plays a familiar tune on his 9 string Pac-man themed bass.[link]
I think my day is complete.
Link thanks to:
Milk and Cookies
Sandwich thuggin’ ain’t easy.[watch video]
Also check out these other video links:
Bad Conference Call – I figure it could have gone worse…
OK Go – A Million Ways To Be Cruel video- brilliant.
Video of Chris Tucker’s arrest – mirrors are tricky.
Today’s posts are sponsered by:
Jif Creamy Peanut Butter….
A friend of mine works at the Palm Springs Resort Hotel (that shall remain nameless) that Angelina, her son, and Brad were staying a few months ago. Although Brad had separate quarters, he may have also had himself a PBJ with little Maddox and Angelina . The employee got this jar of half eaten Creamy Jif Peanut Butter from Angelina’s room. She asked me to sell it for her because she cannot be linked to the item or she will be fired. Sorry, I have no "certificate of authenticity" because it was pilfered. Please don’t email me with smart a$$ comments. People buy fat, ghosts, grilled cheese sandwiches, air, toast with the Virgin Mary’s image, etc…This is no different , really.
US $1,500.00 ? Please…please email her with "smart a$$" comments. Please.[link]