Dane Cook on SNL

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This is why SNL needs more comedians to host. Just check out Dane Cook’s monologue from this week’s show. No awkward audience interaction (anybody remember when Nancy Kerrigan hosted?) No relying on cast members to make the host tolerable (I’m looking at you, Lindsay Lohan). And no unwarranted Lorne Michaels cameos (too many to mention). Just comedy. Good stand up comedy. I hope you were taking notes, Jack Black– you’re on deck.

Watch Dane’s monologue here.

Stream Paris Hilton if you dare

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"Paris Whitney Hilton, a sucessful model, actress, designer, and now
musician, is thrilled to release her debut album "1 Crazy Party" on her
very own label, Heiress Records. Ms. Hilton’s first single "Turn It Up"
is a sassy slice of electro pop that will no doubt reach the number one
spot on charts all around the globe. Paris has worked with world famous
producers and writers over the last year, and has produced one of those
"must hear" records where every song is a hit. "I wanted to record
something personal, something that has meaning to me, and I think this
CD will show my fans that I value them and that singing has always been
one of my huge passions," says the socialite herself. The album will
also feature the smash hit "Screwed," "All the Boys Are Chasing Me,"
and "9 Times out of 10."

This is sure to be the worst. album. ever. It’s painful to the ears already…but those of you who are brave, her official myspace music stream awaits you.[Paris sings]

Friday Afternoon Quick Hits

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Complete with incest, torture and drugs, ABC’s "Lost" wins Family Friendly Award. Winners chosen on ability to "depict real-life situations and handle those issues very responsibly." No search party for Walt yet.

Dan Aykroyd goes out on a limb, says Canadian wines are easier to stomach than any movie he’s done since Ghostbusters.

Nicole Kidman engaged to singer Keith Urban. Step-ladder not required for wedding photos this time.

Mariska Hargitay is expecting, will star in Law & Order: Maternity Division sometime next year.

Canadian man acquitted of sexual assault becuase he was screwing in his sleep. Bill Clinton considers Canadian citizenship for first time since Vietnam War.

Parents of 3 year old upset at McDonalds after the Happy Meal their child was eating had a dangerous cleaning chemical sprinkled over the food. McFamily now shopping for McLawyer for McLawsuit.

Actor Michael Douglas wants more gun control. People will be safer when only police and his bodyguards can carry guns

Parents of 3 year old upset at McDonalds after the Happy Meal their child was eating had a dangerous cleaning chemical sprinkled over the food. McFamily now shopping for McLayer for McLawsuit.

Me and you and everyone: We blow

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Fourfour reviews "Me and you and everyone we know". I saw this a few months ago and in my opinion, has only one scene worth watching involving a little kid and a hilarious instant message conversation with a stranger. This review, however, is much better than the film itself. Check it out.[fourfour review]

link thanks to:
Cityrag

Sugar Bush Squirrel

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"Sugar Bush
Squirrel is a real, live Eastern Gray
Squirrel who is owned and photographed by Ms. Kelly Foxton. Rescued, as a baby in her nest, from
a tree which was being cut down, she is now living the ‘good
life’ with Kelly in Boca Raton, Florida. A small, lime-green
parrot, named Rio, is her big sister and constant companion."

Oh. Dear. Gawd. No. Well, no matter how bizzare and oddly cute ( not to mention anti PETA) this may be, there is no way I’m going to start playing dress up with the mice that occasionally scurry across my apartment floor. Unles… I can aquire some tiny pirate costumes… in which case I would rescind my earlier comment.[Sugar Bush Pictures]

Xbox 360 – Joy

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Mmm. This is ten scoops of delicious Xbox 360 goodness. Santa, I’ve been real good this year and instead of socks and undies stuffed with cash (which btw, was really creepy last year), I’d like my xbox please and thank you.[Transbuddha video link]