GOOGLE SEARCH: Survivor’s Shane Powers

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After last night’s episode of Survivor, I have developed my first ever Reality crush. Shane Powers, is a 30-something father, with cool tattoos, a job as a Marketing Executive and an uncanny resemblance to Tommy Lee. He’s also got a bit of a temper. Last night Powers, who quit his 3 pack a day habit when he arrived in Panama, spent the entire episode jonesing for a cigarette and cursing the day he ever agreed to do the show. In fact he asked his teammates to vote him off.

I was smitten by his candor and his seeming apathy towards screen time. So I decided to do a quickie Google search to find out more about his job as a makerter. You may already know this, but it seems that he’s been working overtime. Check out Powers’ resume after the jump:

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Paris Hilton: J’accuse

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According to this, if you want Paris Hilton to attend your event, you better get a jacuzzi:

Paris Hilton reportedly threatened to pull out of the Brits unless she had a Jacuzzi in her dressing room. The sexy socialite, who is supposed to be reporting from the red carpet at the awards bash later this month, was allegedly ready to boycott the show if she didn’t get the special bath.

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LISTEN UP: Your Daily Dose of the Best Music Ever

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  • Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Muzzle of Bees has an excellent free download of the Drive-By Truckers’ rockin’ new song "Feb 14th".
  • Get your OG swerve on over at Cocaine Blunts, who has a couple good vintage Hip-Hop tracks from Divine Styler.
  • And keep your ass a-shakin’ with a slamming P.O.S. track from Said the Gramophone.
  • Now get yourself a slice of smooth, hot-buttered soul with a couple classic tracks from Darondo available at Soul Sides. ("Didn’t I" is a must-download)
  • The Scenestars try to cure your cancelled Cat Power tour blues with a couple emotially-sensitive tracks from another folky singer/songwriter lass, Sonya Cotton.
  • Aziz Ansari, our favorite funnyman/BWE panelist/amateur DJ, has posted a couple tracks from indie buzz-band Celebration
  • Fluxblog has a pretty rockin’ track from The Eagles of Death Metal (who can be seen opening up for The Strokes on their upcoming US Tour).

Busted Tee

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Mohammed_t_shirt_1Some might say it’s the worst idea for a cartoon T-shirt since those ridiculous ghetto Bugs Bunny & Taz shirts from the early 1990′s. Others might say it’s downright criminal. I say, do they have any mediums left?

Shopmetrospy thinks that if you don’t buy this T-shirt of the prophet Mohammed with bomb on his head, the terrorists have won… and we’re not JUST talking about the war on fashion here.

You could read all about the controversy by clicking here. My favorite line is "Critics of the Mohammed T-shirt say this is a perfect example of why Americans are hated around the world." See, and the whole time I thought it was because of Fred Durst. I was way off.

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING LATE

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Now you can sleep until noon and not miss anything:

  • ABC and Showtime are battling it out to be the next network to cancel Arrested Development.
    (USA Today)
  • Restaurant critic Gael Greene writes about her affair with Clint Eastwood in her memoir Insatiable. She said that the ambience was satisfactory and recommends the fish.
    (Female First)
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  • Grody to the Maddox: Angelina Jolie wants her son in the room with her when she gives birth.  (National Ledger, via A Socialite’s Life)
  • Brokeback Baseball? (The Movie Blog
  • Love Monkey pulled. ABC and Showtime will not be fighting over this one. (E!)
  • Quote from Gwyneth: "Hollywood films these days are just so bad. They used to be kind of good like Top Gun or something, but now they’re just terrible."  (Hollywood Rag)
  • Finally, some sad news: Franklin Cover, who played Tom Willis on The Jeffersons, has died. He was 77. (AP)

Fair & (Un)Balanced

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Unless you slept through the day yesterday, you’d know that the big news (that wasn’t Britney-related) was that our government thwarted a potential terrorist attack on Los Angeles’ US Bank Tower in 2002. Go team!
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Now, we didn’t cover it here– because like I said, it wasn’t Britney-related– but naturally all the real, credible news services did. And so did Fox News.

To illustrate how devastating this attack would have been, Fox did the only thing they could: they showed clips from the Will Smith/ Jeff Goldblum action flick Independence Day. Really. Seriously. They did. Honestly, I couldn’t make that up if I tried.

I know what you’re thinking: "Wow! That’s exploitative!" Or "They really crossed the line this time." Or "Hey! I haven’t seen that movie in a while, maybe I should Netflix it." Whatever. Well, guess what: you’re way off base. This is something that should be taken seriously. Because I trust Fox News, and if Fox News is insinuating that somehow the terrorists have enlisted the help of alien space ships to attack the United States of America, I believe them.

Fair and Balanced. And movie buffs. Fox News.

Speaking of MySpace…

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Check out this awesome t-shirt design combining two things that have about as much business being married as Tom and Katie:Carebear_1

Emo Care Bears!

When he does the "Care Bear Stare". I wonder if his chest shoots out My Chemical Romance songs and old Hot Topic reciepts?

(via Our Favorite Uncle G.)

MySpace: Ain’t Nobody Humpin’ Around

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Some enterprising reporter at the New York Daily News has found the myspace pages for Bobby Brown’s children. The highlights:

16-year-old daughter, LaPrincia
Favorite alcoholic beverage: Smirnoff raspberry vodka
Would you ever be an exotic dancer?: "Ohh yess"
Have you ever danced like a whore?: "Yess all the time."

Fourteen-year-old Bobby Jr.:
"i can read but i choose not to."

Twelve-year-old Bobbi Kristina:

Screen name: "nimpho babb"

quote: "i love swimmin with hot guys lol (memories), i love
makingout, i love cheerleading, i love driving, and last but not least
i love BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!!!!!!!!"

Sadly, Bobbi Kristina’s profile had to be removed because people found out who she was. By the way, guess who also has a myspace account? We do!

BEST NIGHT EVER

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Check out "Must See" Norman Baker’s recap of last night’s best TV.

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