Rest of U2 Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving

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 SAN FRANCISCO – Rock band U2, currently on tour in North America, is well-known for its human-rights advocacy, particularly its ongoing campaign to eradicate poverty in Africa. Less known to fans of the Irish supergroup, however, is that the lion’s share of these efforts are made by lead singer Bono. The three other U2 members are perfectly okay with the dismal plight of Africa’s poor. [Continue Reading]

I know everybody already checks out the Onion every week for their hilarious stories. HOWEVER, in case you were slacking, I felt like I had to link this one. Man, will the Onion ever stop being funny? I really don’t think so.

Everywhere You Look….

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Have you ever thought, "Man, you know would make for a great trip? Going everywhere that the Full House open was shot and taking pictures of the locations! That’d be the BEST!"

Well, I haven’t either. But somebody did. Check out the pictures here if you’re a big Full House fan. Or if you’re really, really, really, really, really bored. Or if  you’ve been harboring a secret crush on Kimmy Gibler. Come on. Just admit it.

Flaming!

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Hot on the heels of yesterday’s Mike Ditka rap video we have yet ANOTHER sports-music video. Some say sports music– even worse than rap-metal. Well, I wouldn’t go that far.

So this is the 1987 Calgary Flames of the NHL. You see, back in the 80′s we had a sport called hockey, and these guys were hockey players. The Flames’ slogan that season was "You Can’t Stop A Flame When It’s Red Hot." I will not argue that.

So watch the video here. And be thankful that the White Sox didn’t make one of these after they won the World Series.

Quick Hits

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Scarlett Johansson  said that director Michael Bay has “a lot of enemies.”  The majority of Bay’s enemies are reportedly “people who like good movies.”


Lindsay Lohan stood up Regis & Kelly but managed to appear on TRL.  Lindsay will soon learn that hard way you don’t f*** with Regis Philbin.


Marilyn Manson’s new wife Dita Von Teese is into erotic asphyxiation.  Ohmygod, Marilyn, you’re like totally freaking out right now aren’t you ohmygod you’re like totally freaking out.


Eminem is planning to remarry ex-wife Kim.  He needed some inspiration to come up with new ways to murder her on his next CD.


Rapper Foxy Brown is almost totally deaf.  Which explains soooooo much.


Mel Gibson is planning TV miniseries on Holocaust survivors. Don’t worry, it won’t be titled Lethal Weapons 5.


Valerie Bertinelli and her rock star husband, Eddie Van Halen, are divorcing after 24 years of marriage. Eddie plans on immediatley replacing her with Sammy Hagar.

The Frigid 50

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So, in order to help stifle all of that blistering hot air, we present to you our annual FRIGID 50, a top 50 list of the coldest, least powerful people in Hollywood.

Click here to find out who makes the cut.

I have to disagree with the inclusion of Tom Cruise, though. Tom, frigid? Did you SEE how warm he was on Oprah. He was so warm he was practically flaming.

Don’t sue me Tom.

Finally, Some Closure

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Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has confessed to urinating on stage during a recent concert.

The sexy singer said she had to douse herself with champagne in front of hundreds of Australian fans to disguise the evidence. [Keep Reading]

So there you go. We no longer have to speculate. She did, in fact, wet herself. Now it’s time to move on to the next Fergie issue: the eyebrow ring. It’s almost 2006, not 1996, it’s time to let it go Fergie. Enough is enough. I can tolerate the weak bladder, but the eyebrow ring is just too much. So if you lose the ring and go back to singing about your humps and all will be forgiven. Deal?

Link from Hollywood Rag.

Drink The Holidays Away

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Forbes pulls a Letterman and gives us Ten Reasons to Drink During the Holidays. They’re all there… well, every one except "Because it makes me forget the pain of every day life." What, was that one too depressing for your Forbes? Merry x-mas indeed.

Of course, this whole thing brings us to a much larger question: Do we really need excuses? Hells no. Bring on the eggnog!