David Blaine’s Next Challenge


blainebeastAfter failing to break the world record for holding his breath, David Blaine has devised a stunt more challenging, more death-defying and more unbelievable than anything he’s ever tried (and failed) before. He plans to live among wild beasts! Blaine told the New York Post, “I’m planning to live harmoniously among wild beasts,” he told The Post. “And I’d like to do it alone in the jungle.” Nobody ever has attempted something so dangerous, except several Las Vegas magicians.

SIZZLER: George Michael Has Slumping Relapse


michael1.jpgWe thought after his last two car-slumping incidents he was going to get treatment.
But once again, George Michael was photographed snoozing at traffic lights. According to a fellow motorist: “He was sweating heavily and had his iPod on. That’s probably why he didn’t hear all the angry tooting behind him. ” Let’s stop beating around the bush and come clean. We know car-slumping is covering up for George’s real addiction, mp3’s.

While You Were Taking Your Monthly Boniva



  • Oprah addresses rumors about being Gayle King’s gay lover. While Stedman appears captivated by a spot on the ground.
  • Michael Jackson’s kids told they don’t have a mother. Jackson is more like a hybrid.
  • Katie Holmes and Brooke Shields are wearing same Cartier love bracelets. But only Katie’s doubles as a tracking radar.
  • Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina is writing a tell-all book about being a Lindsay’s mother. Right after she finishes reading the how-to book on parenting.
  • Lindsay may be dating another Paris ex, Paris Latis. But he’s just training for her biggest challenge, Tinkerbell.

Best Night Ever: Sunday, May 14th


It’s Best Night Ever for Sunday, May 14th! Robin Hopkins is here to walk you through the best of Sunday night tv, including The Sopranos, Desperate Housewives, Malcom in the Middle, and Law & Order: Criminal Intent!

The Dailly Danza


The once was a man named Tony
He made us all laugh in his own way
but when he went on his show
he just didn’t know
what it was we all thought was so funny.

7th Heaven: They’re Baaaaack


7thheaven_lrg.jpgYou thought you had put it all behind you: the pregnant teens, Rev. Camden’s tenderly Christian sermons, the rigid line delivery, Happy as Happy, the twins. But you thought wrong.

The series finale of 7th Heaven was apparently such a success, they’re bringing back the show for another season. According to Mediaweek a deal has been reached to bring the show back for at least 13 episodes on the new UPN-WB merger channel CW.

Just to keep you updated, the series ended with three of the main characters pregnant with twins. Which means the already large cast, will triple in size and consist mostly of screaming, devoutly Christian babies. Now that’s TV, folks.



kfed entry 2.JPGOkay, so we know that title of K-Fed’s “phat” rap album is Playing with Fire. But what we don’t know is what it’s going to look like. That’s where you come in. Do what Tom I. did and create your own Playing With Fire album cover and email it to contests@bwe.tv. Anything goes, and our favorites will get a prize! So what are you waiting for? PapaZao!

While You Were Watching AC Slater on Tyra



  • Kristin Cavallarithinks Rod Stewart’s son is sexy, lets him know.
  • Angelina Jolie, Oprah and Sandra Bullock are some of the most generous celebrities according to Forbes. Or depending on how you look at it, the worst with money.
  • David Spade busts on Kevin Federline. Then beats a dead horse. Luckily both bits are funny.
  • Kelly Osbournetakes a much needed vacation on the beach in Maui with her boyfriend. After 6 straight months of hard labor on the beach in Malibu.
  • Charlize Theron is getting married. But Apple Bong will always be her first love.
  • Fergie butchers Guns ‘n Roses. But thankfully doesn’t pee on it.