Monday Afternoon Quick Hits

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Britney Spears planning Broadway debut, provided Kevin can find a place to park the double-wide.

Death is all over TV these days. And yet somehow it has eluded those Laguna Beach kids.

Harry Potter casts spell over weekend box office. Get it? Casts spell? Annual news article fails to find refreshing take.

Courtney Love is out of rehab. In a related story, Courtney Love is on her way back to rehab.

And Bono says that his music will "last 100 years." Which is why I can’t wait for 2106.

George Bush doesn’t care about locked doors

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Here’s the video everybody’s talking about. [iFilm]

What happens when you put our President in a room with locked doors, inquisitive reporters and no clear exit? Well, now you know.

I’d like to play this game again. Only next time we should throw a few more items in the room to see what happens. Like a big red ball, some silly string, and a bicycle helmet. THAT would be entertaining.

Link from Wonkette.

Kevin Federline is Man of the House

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Picks up after himself? "Sometimes. You know how it is. Guys don’t really pick up after themselves."

Picks up after the dog? "Uh… Oh man. If I see it first… But Bit Bit is
good now. If she was big enough, she’d probably jump up on the toilet and take a shit in there."

Whose your daddy? Lets hope your daddy isn’t Kevin Federline. Oooh la NO.[Just Jared Post]