This makes car crash #2. Turns out Lohan learned jacks**t from filming Herbie. That or she thought cars could actually save her from flying bananas, diamond thieves and pesky paparazzi. Perez Hilton has your story, complete with really annoying logos all over his crash pictures.[Perez Hilton Scoop]
Call me crazy but wouldn’t you think a launch party for a film titled "Kinky Boots" would involve everyone wearing well…Boots? It’s like playing ‘Where’s Waldo’ with this photo spread…where the hell are the damn boots? [Launch Party Pictures]
Okay you can stop now Aaron. Really. Stop while you are ahead.
I said stop.
But he does believe in peace, love, unity and respect. P.L.U.R. Aaron Carter, P.L.U.R.
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These may the worst photo-shop contest entries ever but what these people lack in talent they make up for in amusing themes. Dakota’s mother might want to rent the movie "Thirteen", she’s obviously hanging with the wrong crowd.[Perez Hilton Link]
Hugh Grant says he looks like a ‘butch lesbian’ with his hair cut
short. Hopes this will cover up his master plan of attracting more
Man ordered to quit stalking Pamela Anderson. Penalty for non-compliance is a case of Hepatitis C.
Unable to sue for anything else, Canadian folk group sues Harry Potter flick producers.
Sports Illustrated writer wonder’s if boxer’s death means we’re immune
to death in sports, fails to realize that we’re merely immune to boxing.
90% of US men and 70% of US women over sixty are overweight, no world on corresponding rates of Jolliness.
Microsoft walks out of talks with music companies in protest over
increased royalty rates. Microsoft doing something cool is right in
there between the boiling seas and the sun being black as sackcloth.
Parents forget 5-year-old son at bluegrass festival, now scarred for life by dueling banjos.
Paris has already moved on to another Greek billionaire. Yes he’s rich thanks to his daddy’s money which probably means they too, are soul-mates…
but guess who it is?
Oh yes, the s**t just hit the gossip fan, it’s Mary-Kate Olsen‘s boyfriend! Just in case you weren’t 100% sure that Ms. Hilton was the richest piece of trash in North America, she once again, shows us her true colors. Now, we all know Mary Kate can’t participate in cat-fights due to her naturally tiny bones but maybe the twins can reunite and attack in unison. Together they are the strength of an angry 6 year old boy.
This is one fight I will pay to watch. Perhaps a tag team match? The Hiltons vs The Olsens. FOX? FOX executives…where are you? Pounce on this now. I urge you to initiate Celebrity death match 2005.
There is no real reason to post this other than it may be the best Vogue photo-shoot in years. This is of course, the opinion of one, but every photo in this spread is perfection. Enjoy the eye candy.[Just Jared Link]
She’s a 21 year old popstar and she hasn’t yet mastered the art of eye shadow application? Before you blame the band, Ashlee… hun, now that you are 21 years of age (which means you are touching alcohol for what I’m sure is the first time ever), you should think about the consequences of alcohol and how it affects one’s makeup application.[ONTD's Ashlee Simpson Bday post]
Nicholas Cage names new son Kal-El. Yep…Kal-el Cage. Child will inevitably kneel before Zod.
Macon, GA stuck with bill after Little Richard concert. When asked for
a statement Little Richard responded with, "What? Shut up. Ooooooooooo."
Who knew? James Bond movies promote unsafe sex and fornication. Pussy Galore, Plenty O’ Toole and Dr. Holly Goodhead are wanted for questioning.
Are From Mars… author, desperately attempting to hold on to even
minor relevance, states that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were doomed
from the start. Also points out that the sky is blue, water is wet, and
President Bush is goofy.
William Shatner, on behalf of PETA, tells Louisiana governor she MUST… SAVE... the animals.
Germans have drank less beer at this year’s Oktoberfest. In other news, the Irish are drinking more whiskey at this week’s soccer game.
Oh and before I forget, you too can own Kylie Minogue’s boobie-holder for just $7,560.
*craptacular photoshop courtesy of moi.