Let them sing it for you

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This site will keep you busy for minutes! Have fun with it. Now granted, it doesn’t sound good when they sing… but neither does Ashlee Simpson, and that’s never stopped us from listening to her.

Let them sing it here.

Britney & XTina: The Cover Says it All

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At this point Christina Aguilera has to be asking herself, "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO BEAT BRITNEY????" Christina gets married, has a ridiculously expensive wedding, takes some beautiful wedding photos and what happens? Britney gets the cover and she’s squeezed into a little box on the upper right hand corner!

Nice job People. If Christina goes on a rampage now, it’s all YOUR fault.

Pic from A Socialite’s Life

Counting Down The Days till Laguna 3

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Laguna Beach is done? Doesn’t matter to the folks at TVGasm. They’re eagerly anticipating Season 3… just like me. Check out their official analysis of the Season 3 trailer here.

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Attractive underage girls? Check. Surfer dudes without their shirts on? Check. Talan? Check that too. Should be another great season.

Now we all have to do is sit back and wait for the new crop of Laguna teenagers to amaze us with their insightful observations, their admirable selflessness, and their unparalleled desire to lead drama-free, enjoyable lives. Right? Oh wait, I’m definitely thinking of the wrong show! So who do you think is going to bone?

Matt Da-Mon

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So you have kidnapped Matt Damon. Good for you. Millions of Americans think about doing this their whole lives but never realize their true Matt Damon kidnapping potential. You are living the dream.

National Lampoon has done it again. Now you can finally read about how to act when YOU kidnap Matt Damon.

Read the National Lampoons article here. Hilarious.

Tuesday Quick Hits

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"I’d like to thank my parents for my good looks and large _____." What else would you expect Christina Aguilera’s new hubby to say at his rehearsal dinner?

Oprah Winfrey has finally agreed to appear on the Late Show with David Letterman. Dave immediately holds a writers meeting to decide what to do: drop her off the roof or shoot her out of a cannon.

Denise Richards has been voted Hollywood’s sexiest mom. The award will be presented to her at everybody’s favorite ceremony: The MILF Awards.

Simon Cowell leaving American Idol? American Idol moving to Thursdays? Sure those moves might seem strange, but Fox knows what they’re doing. Just ask the cast of Arrested Development.

The world’s ugliest dog is dead. No, not Kathy Griffin, the OTHER one.

The word of the day is: Successorexia. To use it in a sentence: Lionel Richie thinks his daughter Nicole has successorexia. Huh?

Kicking And Screaming

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Pamela Anderson the Playboy model? That makes sense.

Pamela Anderson the actress? Yeah, I’ve gotten used to that one too.

But Pamela Anderson the soccer mom? Sorry, I don’t think I can wrap my head around that one. Though I’d like to try.

Check out the pics of Pam strutting the sidelines here. I think I figured out where they’re hiding the soccer balls. (from IDontLikeYouInThatWay)