I was trying to fill out my oscar ballot… more about that later… and i looked up to see Gary talking to Joan… I think Gary kept saying something like “You’re so smart to do this live… you’re so smart to do this live…” and then Joan almost pushed him away, turned to Melissa and said “It can’t get any worse than that…”
Was that what I saw? Anyone else?
Thanks to the people who have been nominating Word of the Night… and for the suggestion that we start a drinking game. Since we started drinking long before Isaac Mizrahi even woke up this morning, we’ll just remind you that we were there a while ago:
And if your goal is to get really hammered, just go with the word “movie.”
Joan Rivers’ TV Guide preview features something called the “Wal-Mart Fashion Cam,” basically just a shot of arriving celebrities. I kind of think, if you were REALLY gonna feature Wal-Mart Fashion… you might want to turn the camera around to the fans on Hollywood Boulevard.
You KNOW you’re going to be hearing these words tonight…
“(looking up at the sky) This is for you (grandma, dad, mom, cat)…”
Did you know that Mel Gibson knows ALL of those words… in MAYAN? (Mel will be promoting his new film “Apocalypto” by appearing on the Oscars and speaking in Mayan. Ironically, his father will be on Australian radio at the same time, denying that the Mayans ever happened.)
Submit your nominee for WORD OF THE NIGHT … we’ll send the winner a beautiful Best Week Ever Hoodie!
Words you probably won’t hear tonight:
“Full refund for anyone who saw Aeon Flux”
“We wish we could give you those two hours back…”
“God Bless the President”
We’ll be live video blogging the Oscars this Sunday night! Starting at 8PM / 5PM Pacific, Rob Huebel, Doug Benson, Michael Colton, John Aboud, Danielle Schneider and a host of other Best Week Ever friends will be commenting RIGHT HERE on the telecast, by text AND video.
If there isn’t streaking at the Oscars (how RETRO), there’s bound to be at Rob’s house.
When you’ve put out #1 records, dated Pamela Anderson and Jaime Pressly, and spent the best years of your life boozing with an awesomely cool little person, odds are you’ve had some pretty incredible weeks. I’m assuming. Sadly, I can’t tell you from first hand experience.
Well, despite having a ton of good weeks, I think that THIS was Kid Rock’s best week ever. Why? Well, for one, he just started dating porn star Briana Banks, and everybody knows the most exciting time in a relationship is the beginning– even with porn stars! Actually, especially with porn stars! Again, I’m not talking from first hand experience. *Sigh*
So that’s a good start to having a best week ever. But it’s not enough– especially for Kid Rock. What put Kid over the top this week was the fact that he had the opportunity to do what everybody else in the world wants to do (besides ‘a porn star’): He got to call Scott Stapp an idiot. And everybody listened. And everybody published it. That’s gotta feel good.
Well, do you want to know who’s having the best week ever? Is it Kid Rock? Stacy Keibler? Dumb Kids? Robocop? Somebody different entirely? Tune in to VH1 tonight at 11 and all weekend long to find out.
She’s blonde, French and she’s been accused of breaking up the otherwise perfect marraige of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Last week 25 year-old French actress SANDY LAKDAR, was photographed hanging on the arm of K-fed at an LA music studio while Britney was away in Hawaii. But for some reason, no one bothered to ask her what really happened. Enter Best Week Ever’s hard-nosed reporter Piper and her trusty IM’ing skills. Here’s what I decoded through Lakdar’s Fr-english about her relationship with Kevin:
They had met the day they were photographed together. She was interviewing hip hop guru Flii Stylz for a documentary and Kevin was in the studio recording tracks with him. They hung out but for the record:
- sandy: NOTHING HAPPEN. but who cares the true? everybody feels like they already know me, and everything
- sandy: they seee a f**king picture and imagine knew me since couple years, and that it’s usual and that im his new gfriends
- sandy: PEOPLE ARE LIARS AND THEY LIKE LIES
- piper: oh do you know that britney is supposedly mad about the pictures?
- sandy: i don’t understand why kevyn said nothing about the fact nothing happened
- piper: i dont know maybe he wanted to seem like he’s a ‘player’
- sandy: i can explain to Brtiney that i don’t do anything with his husband
- piper: or maybe he wants to get rid of britney
- sandy: im not A TOY
To find out more about Ladkar’s thoughts on Kevin, his music and his wife read the whole IM transcript below…
On today’s Daily Danza, Tony asks supermodel Gisele Bundchen all the right questions