Brokeback Jokes Still Funny… In Vermont


brokeback.jpgAccording to the Phi Gamma Delta website, Phi Gamma Delta exists to promote lifelong friendships, to reaffirm high ethical standards and values, and to foster personal development in the pursuit of excellence. And, to dress pledges up like cowboys and yell homophobic slurs at them. I think that falls under the “reaffirming high ethical standards” part.

Four frat boys at the University of Vermont face $1,000 fines for this alleged hazing incident… and for running an old joke into the ground (yes, the party where the events allegedly took place was on March 2nd, but even then the bit was wearing thing.)

When asked to comment on the controversy, famous FIJI Scott Bakula said, “Brokeback Mountain… do you think they’re making a sequel? I’m available. Call me.”

PROPPED: Average Homeboy


Many of you have already seen this but for those few who haven’t we’d like to take a minute to blow your mind. Meet Denny Blaze, America’s Average Homeboy. He doesn’t wear bling-bling, he wears ray-bans, and he doesn’t pop a glock, he pops a collar. Check out how Blaze–the surburban white rapper– keeps the flow flowing like a faucet with his rap Blazin Hazen. Word to the mother of cdotchen who dropped these beats off. Plus check out his website here. It’s mad professional!

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Best Night Ever: Tuesday, May 9th


It’s Best Night Ever for May, 9th! Alex Blagg is here to walk you through the best of Tuesday night tv, including American Idol, Scrubs, and Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America!

BWE EXCLUSIVE: Britney Drops By The Late Show


When word got out that Britney Spears was making a “surprise appearance” on The Late Show with David Letterman a few blocks away, we here at BWE pretended we were paparazzi and ran our asses over there to catch a glimpse. Well, we caught more than a glimpse. Here are a couple of pictures and a video of Britney leaving the Ed Sullivan Theater with her favorite Federline in her arms. And a giant Barbie wig on her head. Check it out.
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COOL MOM: A Maine mother was arrested for baking ex-lax cookies for daughters’ teacher, as revenge over a bad grade. (Drudge Report)
HUMILIATING JOB: Unclogging people’s toilets for a living is bad enough, but looking like you’re squatting on one while you drive is unforgivable. (Humping Frog via Smith Happens)
EXCUSE: A coyote broke into Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson’s trailers on the set of the OC and ate all their food. (The Mirror)
PLAYLIST: Ashley Parker Angel’s. The pop star can turn you on to some really cutting edge bands you’ve probably never heard of like Third Eye Blind and Oasis. (ONTD)

Are Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Having The Best Week Ever?


scarlett.jpgScarlett Johansson’s breasts have been all over the place this week. Not literally, unfortunately.

First up, the sad breast news: It was reported today that Scarlett has refused to appear naked in her upcoming L’Oreal campagin. Some bigwigs are reportedly very upset about this. And by “some” I mean “most” and by “most” I mean “every single heterosexual male on payroll.” And me. Don’t forget about me.

Next, the nice breast news: Scarlett has been voted the “Best Celebrity Cleavage on the Planet” by People magazine. So it’s official– Scarlett Johansson has award-winning breasts. How many people can say that? That’s why I think Scarlett Johansson’s breasts are having the Best Week Ever.

PROPPED: Famous Babies


mbabies.jpgThe Muppet Babies was everyone’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon growing up in the 80’s. But in the new millennium, the show’s been given a facelift by Liquid Generation. Props to Vandar02 dropping off “Famous Babies,” a cartoon featuring the newborns of celebrities in a Muppet Babies-style nursery. There’s Sean Preston–the baby from the hood; Moses Martin, the wise old baby; Brangelina Jolie-Pitt the trannie punk; and Suri, the whimsical mutant Martian. Sure they all look different, but they have a lot in common like crazy names, wacky parents and most of all f*cked up futures!

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