The Blow Out Drinking Game



Tonight marks the premiere of season three of Jonathan Antin’s Blow Out. To celebrate this monumental event, we recommend a drinking game to get you through an hour long show that takes place in a hair salon. Every time Antin says the word "product," drink. If this season is anything like the last, which was devoted to covering the designing and merchandising of "Johnathan Product" you will be calling in sick to work on Wednesday. Actually, the trailer alone is enough to get you drunk.

Harrison Ford: Wife Force One


This just in: It’s a bad idea to marry Harrison Ford.

Thanks to this clip, you never have to go see another Harrison Ford movie ever again. This sums up every single one of them. It’s simply amazing. Watch it now.

While You Were Wishing Starbucks Made an Extra-Venti Coffee


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    Jennifer Aniston
    was spotted donating Brad Pitt’s clothes to charity. The local homeless expected to now look even more homeless-y.
  • Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria are teaming up for a yet-to-be-titled comedy. J-Lo and E-Lo? Producers have already requested two extra trailers to house their egos.
  • Sharon Stone revealed that she’s looking for a guy who would "want to wear Spongebob pajamas and sit in the front row at the school play." Meaning, Sharon Stone wants to f**k a fifth grader.
  • The word is: Wow. Stephen Colbert has signed a seven-figure book deal. And that’s your word.
  • NBC is hoping to snag Meredith Viera if Katie Couric leaves the Today show for CBS. If you’re a female in your mid-40′s who still hasn’t gone back to work since having a baby ten years ago, this is big news.
  • Brokeback Mountain is coming to DVD on April 4. More annoying internet mash-ups to follow.

Pete Doherty and Mike Tyson: BFF



It appears that Pete Doherty has finally met someone who understands him: Mike Tyson. According to Female First, he did a solo performance for Tyson at a bar, and the fighter gave him a standing ovation. Someone on the scene said, "They were getting on really well, so Tyson asked Pete to play some songs for him. Pete always has an acoustic guitar with him so he played two or three Babyshambles numbers.

"He got a great response. Tyson loved every minute of it." They are said to have stayed up all night talking in what must have been the most fascinating conversation in the history of the world.



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    HEADLINE: "Moose lands in front seat of car." (AP)
  • ST. PADDY’S DAY HANGOVER: Guy who got arrested for pissing into the gas tank of a marked police car during a parade (Smoking Gun)
  • UNLIKELY BLOGGER: Geoffrey Chaucer (via Boing Boing)
  • E-BAY RETURN: The first man ever to buy an entire town on eBay is putting it back on eBay (AP)
  • HARD THING ABOUT BEING A PIMP: Triple 6 Mafia sued for inciting beatdown.  (MTV)
  • EYE ROLL: Liberal activress Susan Sarandon is going to play liberal activist Cindy Sheehan.  (SFGate)

While You Were Waiting For Mom to Make Stovetop


  • Siennamillerblue5 Desperate Housewives shoots a scene for an upcoming episode at Hooters. They didn’t go for the waitresses, they really like the wings.
  • Tina Yothers arrives at the TV Land Awards. Next year it’ll be the Grammy Awards once her band Jaded finishes recording in the studio on garageband.
  • Josh Hartnett doesn’t think Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton make good role models.  Role models don’t think Hartnett makes good movies.
  • Gossip hounds say Sienna Miller’s is on the verge of a mental breakdown . Still looks pretty to me.
  • Sharon Stone says peace "is just a breath away." It’s just a kiss away it’s just a shot away hay…
  • After being bombarded by media, the reincarnation of Buddha has reemerged from hiding.  He may be contemplative but sources who decorate their homes with little Buddha statues say he’s still not fat enough.