X Box 360 Launch Party

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Uh..when I think of the xbox I really don’t associate Jenny Garth, Paris Hilton or that damned Kimberly Stewart. Who is to blame for this party? When in doubt, always blame Bill Gates. It’s probably his fault anyway…[Perez Does the Xbox]

Final Fantasy XII Preview

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Final Fantasy XII
was announced almost four years ago…and today, it’s still a nebulous,
uncertain question mark looming on the gaming horizon. There’s no
question it will be huge — if it ever ships. Until now, there’s been
no guarantee that FFXII would actually see the light of day; after its
bold, dramatic demo at E3 2004 (which received mixed reviews), the game
vanished into mystery. Surrounded by rumor, beset by massive personnel
changes and dogged by skepticism among the staunchest Final Fantasy
maniacs, FFXII has a lot to answer for.

Let me say that FFVII was the reason i bought a PSI back in the day and FFX was the reason I bought a PS2. If XII sees the light of day, I sure know I wont…for at least 4 days.[1UP POST] and [new trailer here

Thursday Morning Quick Hits

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Carly Simon, who’d said subject of "You’re So Vain" contains an A, E
and R, claims it’s not Mick Jagger or Warren Beatty, for those of you
scoring at home; Christopher Walken, Darth Vader, Bea Arthur still in
play.

Michael Jackson
enters ladies’ roomEVERYBODY PANIC!

Former former Baywatch star Brooke Burns hospitalized for broken neck
after diving into a pool
. Apparently Mitch had left to go find Hobie,
who had sneaked off to go jet skiing with friends.

Xzibit Is A Really Good Actor,’ Aniston Says As He Holds Gun To Her Head.

For those waiting for a film drama about 9-11 starting Adam Sandler your wait will soon be over.

Miss America contest moving to Las Vegas — so losers can immediately start their jobs as strippers.

Shoe designer donates special hi-tops to illegal migrants – complete
with compass, flashlight, map of the border, and a Roo-style pocket for
pain relievers.

Martha Stewart sued by jury consultant, because stiffing your client of $74,000 is not a good thing.

Kimberly Stewart Engaged….again…to LB’s Talan?

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ET has confirmed that KIMBERLY STEWART is engaged to "Laguna Beach"
cast member TALAN TORRIERO. The 26-year-old daughter of rocker ROD
STEWART recently split from "Girls Gone Wild" producer JOE FRANCIS. She
was previously engaged to musician CISCO ADLER back in autumn of 2004.
No word yet on a wedding date for Kimberly and Talan.

I give the engagement 2 months and I give two weeks for Paris to pounce. Place your bets people.[et story ]

Trapped In The Closet: Cliffs Notes

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Is Trapped In The Closet a little too hard for you to follow? Naturally. Well, the guys over at SomethingAwful have put together a Cliffs Notes– or Thorpe’s Notes– version of it. Because when you have hyperventilating midgets, gun toting ex-cons, homosexual clergymen, a spatula wielding nosey neighbor, and a whole bunch of marital infidelities, sometimes you need to have things cleared up.

Check out the Notes here.

And in case you missed them, here are the Notes for Chapters 1-5.