Can We Trust Dave Chappelle?

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The website for Dave Chappelle’s Block Party has lots of good stuff: clips, trailers, photos, downloads (including IM buddy icons, music, wallpaper), and a poster contest. But a lot of them say "Coming Soon" when you scroll over them. How can we be sure he won’t bounce before he updates the website?

Don’t break my heart again, Dave.

Crotches of The Rich & Famous

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This morning on The Howard Stern Show, Joan Rivers announced that when she looks at her crotch she sees Willie Nelson. I’ll give you a second to digest that (not literally.)
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Cityrag provides us with a disturbing image of what that might be like for Joan.

Of course, Joan’s statement got me thinking… if Joan’s crotch looks like Willie Nelson, does WIlie Nelson’s crotch look like Joan Rivers? And if so, do other celebrities have a similar problem? Like, for example, does Star Jones’ look like… say… Don King? Or does Nicole Kidman’s look like Tom Cruise? Or does Madonna’s look like Don Knotts? (too soon?)

I’m putting way too much thought into this. I need to stop. Now it’s your turn: what do you think of this possible phenomenon?

CINEMA’S GOLDEN ERA: Weekend Box Office Results

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Here are the top 5 films Americans spent their hard-earned dollars on this week:

1.  Young black male comedians dressed as cranky old black women seem to pretty much guarantee a large opening weekend, no matter how many times it has been done before – $30.25 million (yes, you read that correctly)

2.  Paul Walker sleds around Antartica and forms a touching bond with the dogs who pull him – $15.7 million

3.  Steve Martin desperately clenching on to his own relevancy – $11.3 million

4.  Not another stupid spoof movie – $9.2

5.  No one seems to be very curious about seeing George – $7 million

CENSORED: Drew Lachey’s Brokeback Moment

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By now everybody knows that Nick Lachey’s brother Drew won ABC’s Dancing With The Stars competition last night. The former 98 Degrees-er proved what I’ve been saying for years: Ex-Boy Band Members are much better dancers than professional wrestlers and aging retired football players. Finally, I have the proof I’ve been searching for.

The craziest moment of last night’s finale wasn’t Drew’s perfect freestyle, complete with a Dirty Dancing-esque leapfrog maneuver. Instead, it was his Brokeback Mountain joke… a joke that was deemed so "controversial" it was edited out of the West Coast feed. Want to see what all the fuss was about? Watch it here:

Scandalous! Check out some of Piper’s favorite Dancing With The Stars moments from this season after the jump.

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While You Were Asking Your Clerk Who That Blond Woman Is in the Front Row

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  • Anna Nicole Smith will appear at the Supreme Court on Tuesday. Sure, you laugh, but she’s more qualified than Harriet Miers.
  • Jamie Foxx was picked as best male musical artist at the 37th Annual NAACP Image Awards. I’ll support anything that will get another special like Unpredictable.
  • The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown was accused of taking material from a 1982 book about the Holy Grail. Oprah ready to pounce.
  • Jessica Simpson was honored at a special dinner with the governor of New Mexico. The governor said she was nice, but a little wonkish.
  • Cryin’ fellow: SNL alum Tracy Morgan was given three years’ probation after pleading no contest to drunken driving.
  • Want to know how Jennifer Aniston got bikini waxes before she became a star? Her bitter old roommate will be happy to tell you.

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Follow the Bouncing Breasts

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The company Shock Absorber sells sports bras, and their website  demonstrates convincingly (and quite vividly) the need for their product. If you are a size DD, I really feel for you. The whole thing is educational for men and women, but NSFW.

(Thanks to AdRants.)

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: American Idol in 116 Seconds

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Simon_cowellGuess what: you no longer have to watch an entire boring season of American Idol to listen to Simon Cowell insult people and tell them they’ll never have a career in music. Now you can find it all in one place!

Here’s a video compilation of some of Simon greatest insults. Towards the contestants, that is. If you want a video of Simon attacking Paula, Randy, and Ryan Seacrest you’re just going to have to make it yourself.

p.s. Has anybody else noticed how Simon has the Jay Leno chin going on? I had no clue.