It’s May 8th; What’s up?


tv set.jpgI know we throw around the term “best ever” pretty freely over here (can you blame us?), but I’m not kidding when I say tonight may be the best night ever when it comes to watching TV. You have David Blaine committing suicide holding his breath for 9 minutes and the Prison Break-ers busting out. You have a ton of guest stars– Wanda Sykes on The New Adventures of Old Christine, Dr. Frasier Crane as The Angel of Death on Medium, Vivica A. Fox on All of Us, and Wayne Brady on Girlfriends (Girlfriends!) You have Jessica Biel returning for the series finale of 7th Heaven, and at least 4 or 5 people returning to ABC to watch the season finale of What About Brian. Oh, and a brand new episode of 24. My DVR may explode tonight. So what are YOU watching? Vote now!

POLL: Jessica Vs. Jennifer-Who’s Looks Better with a Bob?


Last week Jennifer Love Hewitt went from Maxim babe to mama’s girl when she chopped her long brown locks and debuted a short, reddish bob. This week, Jessica Simpson covered up her long blond trademark hair and walked the red carpet, wearing a similar short red bob. We don’t know who’s got bigger problems: Jennifer who’s got at least a year before her hair grows back, or Jessica who’s sporting a wig from her upcoming line of hairpieces.
While both hairstyles will be a hit with middle-aged moms, who do you think looks better with the bob?

Scientologists Love MI3!!!


cruise.jpgYes, Mission Impossible 3 only finished up the weekend with“disappointing” $48 million. But who cares? I want you to forget about the casual movie goer and forget about “normal people.” M:I3 was a big hit amongst the one group of people that matters the most- Scientologists.

Or was it…

People in Holllywood have noticed an “unusual pattern of ticket sales” at the Arclight Theater… a movie theater conveniently located right next to the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center.

…an ArcLight employee did confirm to me just now that “people have been buying dozens of tickets at a time” for MI3, which is definitely an extraordinary sales pattern for the movie theater (or any theater, for that matter).

Hmmm, interesting. I’m not sure if I buy the conspiracy theory, though. What would you expect Scientologists to buy dozens of tickets for? RV? Come on now.

Best Night Ever: Sunday, May 7th!


It’s Best Night Ever for Sunday, May 7th! Jason is here to walk you through the best of Sunday night tv, including The Simpsons, Family Guy, Sopranos, and Grey’s Anatomy!

While You Were Dodging the Debt Collectors From Chateau Marmont



  • David Spade unsurprisingly continues on with Mission: Very Publicly Make Sure Everyone In the World Knows I, David Spade, Am Dating Heather Locklear.
  • Meanwhile, Vince Vaughn disgraces Trent’s Swingers ladies man legacy by refusing to admit that he’s dating Jennifer Aniston, thus forcing tabloid writers everywhere to wait even longer to officially coin “Vinnifer”.
  • Jeremy Piven calls Barbara Walters “a bitch”, offers to hug it out.
  • Ashlee Simpson sticks her new nose up at the idea of making her sister’s mistake and marrying young.
  • M:I3’s expected box office take might be making studio executives a little nervous about whether Tom Cruise is still a bankable star, or just another crazy person frantically running around Manhattan in the costliest marketing mistake of all time.

MTV Gets Fresh Meat for New Challenge


road worldersMTV has announced a new version of the Gauntlet Inferno juggernaut, and it doesn’t bode well for many of the series’ former cast mates. The latest incarnation, called Fresh Meat, employs only 12 road worlders as opposed to the usual 20-30. Why? Because in this version, 12 former Real World/Road Rulers will now compete against 12 ‘regular’ people (who look hot sand wrestling for coconuts.)

While the old-school 12 (which includes Melinda, Danny, Wes, Tonya, Derrick, Corral, Johanna and Katie) can keep their agents, their LA apartments and their Tanning Salon memberships for a few more months, other former cast mates will have to finally enter the real world–which has far fewer hot tubs then they were led to believe.

Check out the new cast here.

PROPPED: Pete’s Bloody Art


pete doherty.jpgCubachick Dropped this story about Pete Doherty painting with his own blood 7 hours ago. It’s taken me that long to actually accept it.

I mean, we know the guy loves needles. LOVES them. Pete Doherty loves needles like a fat kid loves cake, or like 50 Cent loves cliche similes. But to get to the point where he’s combining his love for sticking things into his arms and painting pictures… that can’t be healthy. What’s next? If he starts using a needle instead of pick to play guitar, I’m calling for help.

Because besides the whole painting thing, Pete’s a totally normal and well put-together individual. We have nothing to worry about whatsoever. (Got a story for us? Drop It now!)



It turns out Britney’s big “announcement” today was a hoax. Fine by us. It’s not going to stop us from making an announcement of our own– it’s time for a Photoshop Contest! Can you dig it?

By now everybody knows the title of Kevin Federline’s sure-to-be-revolutionary hip-hop album is “Playing With Fire.” But nobody has a clue what the album cover is going to look like. That’s where you come in. We want you to photoshop your K-Fed album covers and send them to We’ll post our favorites here on the site, and every week somebody will get a prize from our Shop We’re gonna keep this up until the album cover is revealed… or until we get bored with it. Whichever comes first.
So that’s that. It’s photoshop time. Kevin Federline, Playing With Fire. It’s all you. Go for it.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Jared Leto’s Dark (Diet) Secrets


30seconds.JPGJust he because his dark, mysterious emo band, wears all black, sports angular haircuts and headlines a tour called “Forever Night, Never Day,” it doesn’t mean Jared Leto cant share his diet tips with American housewives!

Check out this press conference Leto did with his band 30 Seconds to Mars, where he talks about what it was like to lose the 45 pounds he put on to play Mark David Chapman in his upcoming film Chapter 27. According to Leto’s revolutionary weight loss program, it’s not a diet, it’s a “bizarre physical metamorphosis.” And a neck scarf is great way to cover up a waddle.