We’ve had to deal with a lot of high-profile celebrity breakups, but few have been as rough as the heart-wrenching demise of Laguna Beach’s
very own Jason and Jessica, also known as Jassica (or Jesson, whichever
you prefer). I know what you’re thinking. Are they really over and
done? Is there such a thing as love at first TRL appearance anymore? If
they can’t make it work, what hopes do the rest of us have?
Schwarzenegger museum to close due to financial problems. Don’t worry: it will be back. Maybe. Okay… Probably not.
Journey keyboardist and his appendix go their Separate Ways. Band tells
Pittsburgh The Party’s Over, but hopefully We Will Meet Again.
The BBC gets into the slow news day spirit by interviewing four online game addicts.
Academics plan Springsteen symposium. Papers include "Marxist
Perspective on ‘Darkness on the Edge of Town’", "The Boss and the
Bible", "Dancin’ In the Dark: The Whitest Dance Moves Ever Captured On
and the City writer feels guilty that she only has 60 pairs of shoes.
Imelda Marcos scoffs, says wake her up when amateur hour is over.
This guy deserves his very own post. I don’t know about you people, but I want this dude at my next party. He’s the hulahoop master.[link]
Gwen Stefani says she can’t consider herself a sex symbol because she still
thinks of herself as "fat little dorky kid." I was not aware that dorky fat kids were comfortable enough to showcase their stomach at every public event. Well, I just didn’t know that until TODAY. Thank you Gwen. Thank you for showing us the light. You are an inspiration to dorky fat kids everywhere! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go grab a dingdong because it’s obviously working wonders for you.
Kirsten….Kirsten….no. Did you not see LoTR’s? He’s a pansy little elf with a bow and arrow. Sure he can run real fast and he is obviously good with his hands, but I think if we are going based on skills you should give Gimli some loving. No? racist b**ch.[I don't like you in that way has the scoop]
I’m not a fashionista but I’m pretty sure that’s not a dress. I see where her knees start and I see where that skirt ends and I’m thinking it’s more bedroom attire than clubbing wear. Shockingly, even with that being said the rest of Nicky‘s fashions look as if they will be hitting K-mart this fall, a store I’m sure Nicky doesn’t even know exists.[link]
Notoriously super-rude supermodel Naomi Campbell smacks around another woman. You know, if you people had done your research you would have known she is acting this way because her serotonin levels are down. Sit her down, tell her she’s the most beautiful woman alive (lying is just part of the job), give her a cookie and a glass of milk and she’ll be back to her super sweet self in no time.[Perez Hilton scoop]
"You know, I’m not even sure where to begin this week. To be honest,
after finding out the truth about what went on behind camera (or in
some cases, in front of the camera but never aired) on Kill Reality
it kind of makes watching people whack potato chip bags around seem
kind of dull. For those of you who aren’t aware, I am referring of
course to the article from Radar magazine mentioned here yesterday in which it describes the off-screen antics of our reality stars."
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"From their movie & television escapades to their fashion empire, it
seems like Mary-Kate Olsen & Ashley Olsen are everywhere. But when
they appeared at Much HQ for an exclusive live appearance, they were
completely overwhelmed by the gargantuan crowd who came to see them!
The twin titans sat down with Devon Soldendiek to chat about their
empire, music and living a normal life!"
Yeah, the first thing I think of when I look at the Olsens is ‘normal’. I mean every girl has their own line of clothing, make-up line, sitcom deal, a freaky-twin sister and has worked with Bob Saget. I can totally relate to them.[videos and pictures of their MM visit]