This Day Last Year

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  • Star Trek stayed on the air, saving the earth from destruction from the Klingons.
  • Word was that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were breaking up. Luckily that wasn’t true, and they are now healthy and happy with a little one on the way. Pete says they’re going to name the baby Data, after this guy who helped them with their relationship.
  • It was reported that not only were Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake getting married, but that she was going to wear a traditional Native American dress. A month later, she was married by a priest named Father Picard.
  • We found out that Martha Stewart would host her own version of The Apprentice, which would go on to be the biggest hit of all time, introducing the world to her new catch phrase, “Make it so.”
  • Finally, it was announced that Star Trek: Enterprise would be canceled, ending Star Trek’s 18 year run on television. There were also reports that a Klingon ship along with three versions of the Enterprise from different eras appeared in the sky. It was presumed that they had come from the future to rescue the earth. If true, this might have some effect on the outcomes listed in this post.

Journalistic Liberties

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An imtimate profile of 50 cent, in the British rag Female First, reveals a kinship with Oliver Twist.

Says the platinum selling rapper about his gritty upbringing, "Every time I saw my mum it was like Christmas, you know…It was always just me and my mum."

Kudos to the publication for exposing the real side of little Curtis Jackson. 

Jodie Sweetin’s Dark Crystal

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Our favorite recovering meth-addict and Full House child star was on Good Morning America to discuss her struggles with addiction.

Here are the Cliff Notes: She started using because she was bored, was leading requisite "double-life," Bob Sagat and the Olsen Twins were at her intervention, has been clean since march, is divorcing her police officer husband rendering her officially ON THE MARKET.

Watch out Jodie, you’ve got a lot of admirers.

CORN FLAKES: Your Essential Inessentials

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  • Zach Braff has proposed to girlfriend Mandy Moore. Sources say that the couple will be married to the life-changing music of The Shins.  Also, someone seems to be taking the show Entourage just a little too seriously…
  • Disgraced non-fiction fiction writer James Frey has been dropped by his agent.  Next up for the great Frey-bang of 2006 – his parents plan to publicly renounce him as their child.
  • "Man" who says he has "proof" that he had "gay sex" with Clay Aiken will tell his "story" to Howard Stern.  Aiken will probably be too busy having hot heterosexual sex with lots and lots of women to even notice. 
  • Kate Moss blew out of Britain on Thursday, only 48 hours after being questioned by police over allegations that she used cocaine.  As she was boarding the plane, she reportedly turned and shouted, "Mwaaaah, you’ll never catch me, coppers!"
  • After being criticized for his insensitive treatment of gay contestants, American Idol judge Simon Cowell is now under fire from the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, who are irate with his treatment of overweight people.  Next up: Simon dismisses a contestant for being "too black". 

Not Really An Instinct

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Moviegoers who love ‘sexy psychological thrillers’ can cancel their Cinemax subscription, because the almost-released Basic Instinct 2 is super hot according to censors. If you’re into two 50 years olds teasing each other sexually,  against a backdrop of dark mind-games, dangerous kitchen utensils and zipper-heavy costumes, get in line. 

SIZZLER: Britney Pregnant Again?

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The Bosh has been reading In Touch:

Britney Spears is reportedly expecting a second child. The ‘Toxic’ singer gave birth to her first child, Sean Preston – four months ago. America’s In Touch magazine quoted a friend of the singer as saying: "Britney is definitely pregnant again. "She is acting the same way she did when she was expecting her first child."

K-fed is the man!

Poll: New Bond Girl?

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The new James Bond movie kicked off its production with a brand new lead, actor Daniel Craig, but it hasn’t yet cast a leading lady. Who do you think should shake 007′s, er, martini?

(answer in the comments section)

This Day Last Year

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On February 1st 2005:

Usher told Elle Magazine he wouldn’t mind having public sex. Skinny white Elle staff writer misconstrued comment for sexual assault. 

Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom call it quits. 15 year-old Katie Smart from Kansas City and her home made voodoo doll was to blame.   

Alec Baldwin rushed to the aid of a woman who fainted in a Broadway theater. He reportedly picked her up and carried her outside for some fresh air. She was never heard from again.